Well hello there. · 10:34pm Apr 1st, 2015

I have around five hours left to fuck with, how are all of you?

I've been pretty okay, college is actually super easy, but unfortunately there's a lot less sex with Asian chicks so maybe Co-ed Confidential isn't completely accurate.

I currently am majoring in studio recording, because I truly do love audio. It's fascinating.

Anyway, I recently saw the movie It Follows, and it sucks, don't see it.

Mega huge problems with that shit. The whole premise is that you have to pass your Ghost AIDS along to somebody, or else a really slow ghost will kill you when it catches up to you. The problem is that the main characters are all fucking retards, and they try to kill a fucking ghost.

Essentially the blonde bimbo who is our main character gets the AIDS from a guy who was pretending to be her boyfriend. But you know what I'd have done in his situation? Drive out to Vegas and fuck a prostitute. The ghost literally can only walk, so just drive to Vegas, fuck a lady of the night, and drive away. These people will probably have sex again before the ghost can slowly shamble its way to the big city, so there's literally no danger at all. Sure, when the ghost finally catches someone it works it's way down the ladder, but this is a prostitute, not a nun, every time she gets ghost AIDS she'll just pass it along again. You are guaranteed two degrees of separation from that ghost for YEARS. BOOM! If it comes after you again? No big deal, just do it again with a different hooker, make a vacation out of it. Your life just went from being scared of a ghost to getting a steady supply of pussy.

Or you could also fly to Europe and fuck someone there. Same rule applies.

Anyway, I updated ChuckPLEB.

And much more importantly, I COLLABED WITH ETHESTO HOLY SHIT WOW!

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