• Member Since 6th May, 2013
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Deus Umbra


Just another atheist bisexual brony/furry clopper with a shitty family, suicidal tendencies, and a need to masturbate to... things... at least 2 times a day.

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  • 474 weeks
    *Sigh*

    Editing a FiMFiction userpage on a PS Vita is synonymous to sticking your credit card into your computer to pay for something. IT DOESN'T WORK!

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  • 474 weeks
    Welcome to my userpage!

    Hello, and welcome to my userpage! Since you took it out of your time to come here, I thought i could make up a short Bio so you understand what you are getting into by comming over here and reading my stuff.

    My name is Teddy, and I am 16 years old. I first joined the brony fandom at the begining of season 3, by reading Cupcakes. As weird as that sounds, it's true.

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  • 519 weeks
    Found this on 4chan

    Your move, haters.

    Source

    7 comments · 400 views
  • 519 weeks
    Question regarding my story "Keeper of Mira Virtus"

    I am stuck in a hole writing Keeper of Mira Vitrus, and I need to ask a question regarding this story. Should I have Turbo and his friends go straight to the Summer Sun Celebration, or should I add some character development with his friends, like having them go to a bar, or something, and have the Summer Sun Celebration later?

    3 comments · 290 views
  • 520 weeks
    Just found out

    My school blocks several websites on their network, so kids can't access them, because of their explicit content, but they haven't blocked Derpibooru (Pony) OR Inkbunny (Furry) >:D So now I can officially looked at porn during school, on the school network. :D

    4 comments · 356 views
Apr
7th
2015

Welcome to my userpage! · 3:33am Apr 7th, 2015

Hello, and welcome to my userpage! Since you took it out of your time to come here, I thought i could make up a short Bio so you understand what you are getting into by comming over here and reading my stuff.

My name is Teddy, and I am 16 years old. I first joined the brony fandom at the begining of season 3, by reading Cupcakes. As weird as that sounds, it's true.

I am also insane, and possibly psychopathic. While I've never actually done anything to somebody yet, I do have roaming fantasies of shoving razor blades up peoples various holes. Hey, I warned you about what you're getting into.

My favorites things to do when I'm bored are the following.
Anything on my PS4 (mostly Destiny right now), anything on my computer (Pop'n Music, TF2, Osu!, League of Legends, DOTA, Minecraft, and much much more), FiMFiction, clopping, fapping, reading, YouTube, and dicking around on my phone.

My favorite quote is the following: “A supercomputer, calculating for a thousand years, could not even come CLOSE to the amount of fucks I do not give.”
-Kirito, SAO Abridged.

If you want to know more about me, simply ask what you want to know in the comments below, and I will always answer, no matter what you ask (unless I'm not able to access FimFiction.) Have a good life!

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Comments ( 5 )

I do have roaming fantasies of shoving razor blades up peoples various holes.

That's just a fetish. We all have those. Doesn't mean that your insane if you have a fetish.

2955280 I'm not saying that I'm insane because I have a certain fetish (beleive me, I have a shit ton of 'em), but I do beleive that I am somewhat crazy. May not be bat shit insane, but instead, just a little bit cuckoo.

How does one know if one is crazy?

2955385 Hmmmmm... You have a good point there.

2955391 Maybe your supposed insanity is just crazy talk and you're to sane to see just how sane you really are.

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