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epicn00b


Meanwhile, in the magical land of my disturbed mind...

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  • 461 weeks
    The Internet's Biggest Hypocrite

    So earlier today I submitted a story, and it failed moderation. I won't share any particular details, but it was a crossover between MLP and a certain video game, and I was pretty much plagiarising the entire game in less than 2000 words. I had a sneaking suspicion this would happen, but I submitted the story anyway. Thanks for the warning, sneaking suspicion. At this point, I would like to thank

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  • 463 weeks
    So I have two followers now.

    "but n00b why de fahk are yu writing deez blugs wen yu culd be uplodng de godamn storie yu stopid fokin biatch"
    Because. Anyway, let's see who these oxygen-wasting parasites are.

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  • 464 weeks
    wait people actually read these

    It has just come to my attention that someone besides me has actually read one of my blog posts.

    THE END IS NEIGH!

    still can't be arsed making a cover picture

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  • 466 weeks
    I'M ACTUALLY WRITING SOMETHING

    In fact, I've already written something! Scratch that - many things! And most of them suck, so I've deleted them.

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  • 477 weeks
    Random Pony Thing #1

    Octavia Melody apparently plays the cello. Apparently is the key word here, hold onto your panties. See, the way she plays her instrument, it should in fact be a double bass. The cello is played sat down, and the double-bass is played standing due to its size. So we've established that.

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Random Pony Thing #1 · 1:13pm Apr 10th, 2015

Octavia Melody apparently plays the cello. Apparently is the key word here, hold onto your panties. See, the way she plays her instrument, it should in fact be a double bass. The cello is played sat down, and the double-bass is played standing due to its size. So we've established that.

You likely know this already, but Octavia is heavily shipped with Vinyl Scratch, a.k.a. DJ PON-3. Probably the most recognised element of modern electronic music is the bass drop, in which the lower-octave instruments/synthesisers suddenly play loud enough to the point of being exaggerated.

Octavia's first appearance is in the season one finale episode The Best Night Ever, wherein she plays as part of a string quartet. However, she falls over after Pinkie Pie tries to get her to play the Pony Pokey increasingly faster, dropping her cello. The thing is, though, it isn't a cello.

That's right. You guessed it.

Octavia dropped the bass.

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Yeah, except she's a little pony, so she'd need to stand up to play a big instrument like a cello.

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Haven't they just made the instruments smaller? All the other instruments seem to be in proportion to the size of the ponies - in fact, the harp is slightly smaller than it should be. even with the pony's size taken into account.

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