May
3rd
2015
Man(l)y Extracurriculars of the Salty Batpone · 12:29am May 3rd, 2015
For the past couple months, I've been getting into boxing. Always had an interest in it, really, but finally decided to go out, buy a pair of gloves, and ask one of the knuckledusters of my division how to throw my (middle)weight around the ring. The results were actually surprising. I like hitting stuff with my fists. Settling into a nice flow and throwing combos for a good hour is a great way to burn off steam and let it out. Plus, punching people in the face. Did I mention that?
Anyway, just another thing to add to the resume of shit that keeps me from writing pony stories.
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New chapters for evrythang within the month*s*.
(my money's on pacquiao.)
(literally)
EDIT: my fight moneeyyyyyy :(
Yeah, dried bat pony wings make for a nice, salty jerky. :)
So boxing?
I do judo, akido, and wushu myself. I like wushu the best.
Punching things in the face is useful in a variety of situations. Watch how quickly it cures insubordination!
Well, you're in hella better shape than me. Three straight minutes on a heavy bag and I'm dragging like a chain-smoking... uh, old person.
Remind me some time to tell you about the time I lost a boxing match to a 120 lb smokin' hot redhead stripper...
If you don't yell "FALCON PUNCH" in all caps next time you throw an uppercut I will disown you.
I swear to god every time you leave for a long period of time and tell us what you've been doing, it's like I'm reading a superhero origin story.
Are you secretly going to show in Avengers Three, or some shit?
Welp you will disappointed at the result.
The fuck are you doing
I demand horsewords
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I spend most of my free time working out, hanging with my bae, or generally confirming why America is the greatest county in the universe praise Jesus NASCAR Ron Paul 2016
I should get myself some gloves... I'd love to go a couple rounds!
Also, GLEE for updates!
boxing...psh. Be a real man, and get some grappling arts in like Freestyle Folkstyle and Greco Roman Wrestling, and Jiu Jitsu.
Or I could teach you grappling arts, and you run me through some boxing drills haha Just picked up a new pair of everlast mma gloves. Use them for my heavy bag cardio workouts.