I'm Bored, Let's Have A Sing-Along!

They obviously didn't have the real lyrics so let's go with mine instead...
English Translation

"HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL
EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL
JET JAGUAR? JET JAGUAR!
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY
HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA
HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE ?
HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON
DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY
YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!
DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE. MR. CUSTOMS MAN"

Comments

[The Cynical Brony]

OBJECTION!
Sing THESE songs!

[Dr Yeis]

3218268 OBJECTION!

I'd rather sing this!

[The Cynical Brony]

3218274 WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHT!

[Dr Yeis]

3218287 hOW cOULD I LoSE To ThE LiKES OF YoU!?

[The Cynical Brony]

3218295 You know what I just realized? A LOT of characters, both defense attorneys and prosecutors, get accused of murder almost EVERY FUCKING DAY. No wonder the Dark Age of Law came around, almost every attorney has tried to kill someone else!

[Dr Yeis]

3218313 Well, Payne and Franziska are safe, for the most part. Payne is just....Payne and Franziska can get away with whipping everyone she sees daily.

[The Cynical Brony]

3218320 Payne is guilty of being absolute shit, and Franziska would be guilty of TONS of charges of assault.