Jul
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2015
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS · 3:00am Jul 9th, 2015
Write a story idea in a comment and the best/most popular one is the one I'll write.
Super drunk right now.
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Fluttershy has to eat one of her chickens.
Twilight is under siege by hillbilly zombies after trying to make moonshine!
Princess Suplexia, because alexmagnet isn't doing it.
Twilight wakes up to find that she's married...to Sombra.
Fluttershy is secretly an agent working for HUGS. A group dedicated to making Equestria safe and snuggable which is the strongest weapon ponies have.
I vote for Plaidspeed's idea, but also add in that RD's anxiety spreads to the rest of the Mane Six, driving them to the brink of madness.
Growing up Straight: In a world of lesbian mares and gay stallions, Twilight just tries to fit in and not feel left out, but she can't truly get into it because she harbors a deep, dark secret. She likes the stallions.
Princess Braeburn
James Blonde, secret agent.
AU Princess Celestia sends forth the Mane Six, in this universe as a group of knights, to slay a distant hoarding dragon (Spike), only for them to slightly misunderstand the meaning of "slay" and instead come back pregnant and/or with their hybrid offspring in tow.
Cue Celestia's descent into ruling Equestria with a bottle of alcohol in one hoof and a bottle of painkillers in the other, all to assuage her seemingly unceasing headaches from all the
monstrouscute littleabominationshybrids running around the palace.Pipsqueak the Pirate! Do it bitch!
Rainbow Dash is placed in charge of a rocket science class.
Iron Will is a kindergarten teacher.
Twilight tries to find the world's smallest violin after Pinkie nonchalantly keeps saying she hears one playing.
Applejack is acting weird lately, acting more....feminine, when her friends follow her and discover that she actually has a coltfriend, the even weirder part, its none other than Prince Blueblood himself.
Spike and Doge hit Las Pegasus while Twilight is forced to take rulership of Equestria because Chrysalis is taking Celestia and Luna clubbing with Discord and Sombra tagging along.
What you need is a story idea that recognizes how drug-induced you need to be in order to see colorful talking horses, which means we must bring in the ultimate drug trip story ever aimed at children.
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Shamlanders in Equestria
Because what's more trippy than mixing colorful talking horses and people in business suits who wear animal masks (or hell, possibly actually have animal heads) and gather around every night to party and drink at a desert nightclub?
SPIKE ACCIDENTALLY SENDS TWILIGHT'S DICK TO CELESTIA
Both the title and the premise. You know I've been wanting this for a while now.
The CMC kidnap Princess Celestia
RD and flash start dating and twilight becomes crazy stalker ex-girlfriend and the rest of the mane six split to help her or stop her from breaking them up
OK so Discord, Tirek and Trixie walk into a bar.....
....ow
Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer and Trixie do a driveby shooting/defacing of Twilight's castle while she's asleep. They also shout profanities while being absolutely fucking drunk.
YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED... I HAVE AN ARCHIVE OF IDEAS, MY DEAR BOB. Surprisingly, I have nothing SombraPie to offer you. I think it may be because I got my fix with that new chapter the other day.
Anyway, STORY TIME!
OK, so, like, Coco Pommel is trying to get into the fashion industry even more because she did a good job with that Bridleway show that Rarity gave her, and then she finds out that Rarity needs help with filling an order for a celebrity client: Sapphire Shores. Rarity needs help with the crazy, outrageous demands that Sapphire keeps giving, but Coco, being used to crazy, outrageous demands, doesn't falter and doesn't fail to deliver these amazing, fantastic costumes. Problem is, Sapphire's make up artist has quit, so now she needs a replacement, which Coco accepts because "YOLO". She ends up becoming good friends with Sapphire and maybe there's even a little looooooooooove.
You can simplify it and make it into a clopfic. Do with it as you will, Bob.
1. Starscream (the Decepticon) gets turned into a robot pony and tries to take over Equestria.
2. The four princesses wander through the circles of Tartarus.
3. What would ponies do for Klondike bars.
4. Discord opens a Cinnabon.
5. Pinkie annoys Chrysalis into reforming.
6. Rainbow Dash is Daring Do's cousin.
7. Discord gets stoned, as in drugs.
8. Fluttershy meets either Silver Quill or Dr. Wolf.
Just a couple of ideas I thought you might enjoy.
Fluttershy Meets a Shy Guy...Preferably Anti Guy* or Gourmet Guy.
*AntiGuy loves his Lemon candy
Twilight's newest experiment blows up the Friendship Castle™, she freaks out.
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Number 3! Go with number 3!
And now for my own idea...
My Little Pony and the Laws of Rationality!
Each episode rewritten in such a way that no one is ever handed an idiot ball.
Minuette fights the Cavity Creeps
Maud Pie with Stelio Kontos as her boyfriend (I won't deny that I thought of making that oneshot...)
My Little Battletoads: Friendship is Battling Toads (Once again, thought of doing it at one point)
A oneshot featuring Alf, since you brought it up a while back.
A guy randomly taking a piss behind ponies houses.
I... I don'tk now, It's 6 AM in the morning for me.
Celestia stares at Luna's butt.
I'm just going to suggest PresentPerfect's joke idea:
The CMC walk into a bar and walk out of a disaster.
Rainbow Dash has gone through life thinking she is a lesbian, only to find out she is straight.
Just a reversal on a popular theme.
The CMC get their cutie marks...except their CM's are of one of the other CMC's faces.
Jungle Fever gets updated
Discord is the President of the United States
Set before Twilight knows that she is the princess of friendship. Spike made cookies after putting Twilight on a diet. Twilight wants a cookie but is denied. In a fit of cookie-lust-rage she declares herself the princess of the cookies/cookie jar and every cookie/cookie jar in Equestria glows purple, acknowledging their new master. Chaos ensues. Pinkie is sad
Spike is addicted to snorting fine gem dust.
Applejack. That's all.
Tommy wiseau befriends Discord.
Derpy Hooves goes back in time to deliver dinosaurs the biggest muffin ever!... all the way from space.
Take a wild fucking guess how that shit goes.
A story where Twilight appears during a Muslim book burning ceremony during the 1400's
Fluttershy goes around throwing pickles at random ponies.
The Predator comes to Equestria to hunt.
Gets humiliated at every turn by ridiculous means.
Is that like regular drunk, only wearing a cape and mask while fighting crime?
There's your idea: Rainbow Dash gets drunk, and decides to dress up as the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well and fight crime; the only problem is that there is no crime, just Rainbow making a Celestia-damned nuisance of herself.
Discord changing Equestrian physics to match ours, and then making everypony, except for Twilight, think it has always been like that. Imagine the mindfuck when Twilight realizes it actually makes more sense than her reality.
Sam and Max show up to dispense justice/wreak havoc upon the citizens of Equestria. Much is made of Max's violent/psychotic nature clashing with that of the ponies.
What time is it?
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!
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@the second one: F*CK YES
Ponyville suffering some sort of colored pearls that's clogging up main water values and sewer lines and the reason why is that it's a shameful secret Spike is keeping from all of his friends and needs help to deal with this problem.