The AU of FNAF is the same as the AU of the crappypasta shitlords, where they all magically frolic through spoopy woods with Slenderman and hundreds of gangrenous superchildren.
This is the funniest thing I've found on a website yet this year. Points if you know which site it's from without running it through google first.
I just had to put down my 14 year old cat, Sam, because of a sudden brain tumour. A month ago he was perfectly healthy. There was nothing that could be done.
I didn't know I could have taken a cart there at the time. I encounter a Khajiit thief. He tells me to give him money ( It was ridiculous because he looked to be about level 3 or something). I respond with 'I don't have time for this' and my first attack beheads him. I had stood there for like ten minutes contemplating that Khajiit.