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Handyman


I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

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Jul
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2015

Timeskip Chapters are a go · 8:25pm Jul 20th, 2015

Basically these chapters take place within the two month time period that was timeskipped between this chapter and this chapter.

I hate timeskips and especially big ones like that, especially considering time is relevant to this story and I dont want to waste anything. Also these chapters were a good oppurtunity to show what daily life was like in Gethrenia while also actually being entertaining.

Now excuse me while I gripe and moan over how the family car was written off when neighbour crashed into it. While it was parked. About how I almost broke my ankle today and about how the local supermarket owning family screwed us over on a signed contract causing my family public humiliation and thousands of pounds worth of cost that we may end up having to take them to court over because fuck them.

See you next Monday.

EDIT: Oh and it turns out my car is broken now too (Audi A4 Estate I got for five grand second hand) worked like a dream for months.

Then today battery failure, axel slippage, break failure, air bag failure (what even the fuck) and a broken alternator.

THERE GOES THIS MONTH'S PAYCHECK, WHOOPEE!

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That's a real bad Monday for ya, Handy. Hope it gets better. If it makes you feel any better, the power went out on our street and I fucked up a simple routing job. Now there's a dip in the face frame and some cracking, as well as a jump skid because fuck me.

...I don't even have any bad days that can even match up to that, unless you count advanced radiation poisoning from my childhood, but still...

Dayyuumn.

Wasn't aware you were a Brit. Or a Scot. Or Irish. Or whatever the fuck else has come out of that soggy little island. Cool.

In other news, you need a new car. Fuck repairs bills straight to hell. Audis, or at least the Americunt versions of them, pretty much suck from what I've seen. Go get something made in Japan.

Damn. I think it's time you took life and screwed it right back over for that pillar of an insult. Don't stand for that stuff. Get mad.

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