• Member Since 1st Jan, 2013
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MrAskAPirate


Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

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  • 299 weeks
    Under the category of 'Too Perfect Not To Share'...

    For all you Dazzlings fans:

    Stare at this...

    While listening to this...



    ... Right? Right?!


    EDIT: artist is raika0306.

    9 comments · 504 views
  • 390 weeks
    Whoops; almost forgot mah hat...

    Nope; still don't fit right...

    Just got back from a week-long cruise in the western Caribbean. Sounds great right? :ajsmug:

    Too bad I'm built for cold weather and spent most of it drenched in sweat, :raritydespair:

    2 comments · 552 views
  • 396 weeks
    Star Trek Nerd Porn

    Hell of a blog title, right?

    Dat aft.

    1 comments · 585 views
  • 397 weeks
    New... uh, what is this thing? Story? Collection? Thing. New Thing!

    So long story short I got tired of having lots of ideas that weren't really enough to be stories on their own. I've seen lots of folks post up 'scrap book' style collections of whatever dribbles out of their minds and onto the page, so I figured 'why not?'

    GENTLEMEN; BEHOLD!!

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    1 comments · 594 views
  • 398 weeks
    That Followup Blog That I Said I Would Do But Never Did... Until Now

    Okay, so back when More than Meets the Ear wrapped up I said I would shortly be posting a followup blog, right?

    ... Yeah, we all know that didn't happen. Real life got in the way, yadda yadda; I'll spare you all the details. Nobody cares about my personal life (sometimes not even me, :twilightoops:).

    So!

    That was a hell of a thing, wasn't it?

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    7 comments · 731 views
Jul
22nd
2015

You know you work for Evil Overlords when... · 4:17pm Jul 22nd, 2015

I was just writing an email to a coworker whose last name is 'Turek'...

You can probably guess what I wrote by accident, :twilightoops:

Good morning, Mr. Tirek! Have you had a chance to review the documents I sent you earlier this week?

Comments ( 8 )

As long as he doesn't Google it, you should be fine.

Might want to dust off the resume though...

3260316
Well, the pony aspect won't surprise him... I mean my work laptop has a big 'ol sticker of our 'company mascot' on it:
s6.postimg.org/bu6jm7z8h/Smaller_Kitmare.png

As for the evil overlord part... :unsuresweetie:

Good lord the irony.

3260316 That would be a good idea. :rainbowlaugh: Don't worry, it could happen to anybody. But just case, you may want to look for other job offers... unrelated to your current place of work. :twilightsheepish: :trollestia:

Well it's not the worst thing that can happen. The worst thing that can happen is humiliating yourself by calling everyone you meet using pony vernacular.

"Everypony needs to work together so we can get this TPS report done on time"

That's when you look weird or obsessed and a touch crazy

3260554
Nah, that's the best way to get everyone's attention in a noisy meeting when you want to talk, :raritywink:

I know this is an old post, but I wouldn't be too worried. He's likely to pass it off as a typo.

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