Aug
28th
2015
Daily Discussion #3: What are Some Worst Story Ideas You've Had That You Still Want To Write? · 12:35am Aug 28th, 2015
Daily Discussion #3: What are Some Worst Story Ideas You've Had That You Still Want To Write?
I've got one called "Snow Way, Jose", wherein a right wing terrorist kills all the democratic candidates at the Democratic Convention, allowing Donald Trump to secure the United States presidency, resulting in him ordering the deportation of millions of undocumented immigrants from the United States, resulting in massive labor shortages in the US and a huge unemployment rate and depression in Mexico, so Mexicans build a portal to Equestria to build a better life, and Twilight Sparkle hires one of them to be her gardener but it's winter and he's never dealt with snow before so she fires him.
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In regards to Donald Trump...
Well, for me, it has to go to a fic where Filthy Rich abuses a filly Screwball, calling himself her father, when all he wants is her pussy. All while Screwball has been in a mental hospital her whole life and desperately wanting family. Oh wait... I think I'm actually messed up enough to have done that one.
For me? It would be the entire Lyler Archive.
I still wrote it.
I have a list.
I Must Become Yellow
~ A story where Chrysalis learns about Twilight's fear and invades Ponyville with cheese.
If you give a Centaur a Cookie
~ And extended fight between Twilight and Tirek over the rights of having all the cookies in Equestria instead of magic.
Equine Rustlemania 2: Superfriends Sunday 3
~ A short scene featuring the Mane 6 fighting against each other in a sweaty spit-swapping wrestling match.
Twilight Skyple
~ Twilight gets into her first Skype call with her friends, and Pinkie and Rainbow Dash planned to pull a prank on her. More calls joined in however and things got weird.
Jenga Master
~ Twilight is a master Jenga player. A smarty pants at heart, she is able to calculate all possible moves and angles of a Jenga tower, pull out a block, place it at the top, and it'll keep on standing, but Pinkie is gonna give her a run for her bits.
The Greatest Battle of all Time and Space
~ Rarity fights Cancer. (I might actually change the title to that.)
Versus the Pickle Jar
~ Many ponies try the Pickle Jar Challenge, where to have to open an impossibly sealed jar of pickles... that are actually cucumbers in a jar. Shhh don't tell them that.
Applebloom has a Watch
~ Ben 10 X MLP crossover where Applebloom gets the watch instead of Ben Tennyson.
And finally, a sequel to Shy the Mafia
The Stupification of Equestria
I would be about someone creating a weapon that makes ponies stupid, and the mane 6 going on an adventure to destroy it, but the closer they get, the stupid they get. The story would start off normal, but deteriorate into madness as they get closer.
3352141 I think I have one in close proximity. That would explain a lot.
3352130 what is twilight is secretly a masochist and likes her quesadilla being invaded with cheese.
3352158 then i have to tag it with Sex
"To the End: Blinkie Pie thinks farts are really funny, to the detriment of those around her"
3352130 I would favorite and upvote literally every single one of those stories.