"God fucking DAMNIT brony... I'm 6'3". I'm 235 lbs. I can bench press my own weight. I work as a security guard. I got stabbed a while back, and I broke the guy's face with my knee. I didn't cry then. WHY CAN I NOT STOP CRYING?!
Ok, so this is exciting. New place, new people...Bear with me here, I'm not very good at this whole blogging thing. I'm also not gonna lie to you - I may have been dipping into some locoweed before writing this. Just gimme a second to think of what's appropriate.