Eeyup, that old PS2 game from 2001. I've been playing an old copy I have that still works and I thought "Too bad there isn't much out there of fans for this game. Won't find many stories about this." Then I had an idea. If it hasn't been done on here before, I could do it.
You murdered a poor fool( or super retard) who insulted your favorite pony and family by destroying your laptop and pissing on any items you own of them.
I know nothing at all about you, so I'll just start tossing out possibilities that would fit the people I do know. You might have been arrested for:
Public indecency. Unsealing a container of mercaptan in a crowded theater. Drunk & Disorderly. Relabeling the number buttons on the City Hall elevator. Vandalizing improperly-parked cars. Shoveling the snow from your driveway out into the freshly-plowed street. Flushing a quart of used crankcase oil down a public toilet.
Offending the pun police?
3520917 You know there's no real law against doing that, right? Besides, I told you I was gonna do this.
3520921 I don't think they exist.
I believe you would be arrested for not updating wings and scrolls for so long.
3520927 Okay, you have fun with that.
3520947 I'm working on that as we speak.
Offending the fashion police? I heard they will beat you with their fabulous batons!
Something perverted I guess...
You murdered a poor fool( or super retard) who insulted your favorite pony and family by destroying your laptop and pissing on any items you own of them.
3521007 .... Yeah, that sounds like something I would do
Being too damn awesome for your own good.
3521092 If I was that awesome, I'd be Master Chief.
I know nothing at all about you, so I'll just start tossing out possibilities that would fit the people I do know.
You might have been arrested for:
Public indecency.
Unsealing a container of mercaptan in a crowded theater.
Drunk & Disorderly.
Relabeling the number buttons on the City Hall elevator.
Vandalizing improperly-parked cars.
Shoveling the snow from your driveway out into the freshly-plowed street.
Flushing a quart of used crankcase oil down a public toilet.
I'll ...just stop here.
4427637 XD That first one, maybe. Everything else.... Eh, I don't know about most of them aside from the Drunk & Disorderly. I'll never drink alcohol.