Nov
9th
2015
Chapter 3 - Due to be out soon · 11:40am Nov 9th, 2015
Chapter 3 is undergoing peer-review pre-reading process. Hopefully kinks and other hijinks will be ironed out soon. Other than that, if you want to chat to me, or harangue me about any stories I need to update, you can pester me more directly on Skype: hackloaded
Other than that, you can send me a PM and encourage me to write faster by sending compliments to stroke my ego, or insults to lower my expectations of a positive response. Whichever tickles your fancy.
On a side note, why do I blog when I know not many read them? I'm probably talking to myself. Or a mirror. Does that make me Blueblood?
Sorry for not making sense. I'm so tired, my eyes are having trouble focusing on the screen.
I wouldn't mind another chapter of Future Chronicles at some point, since you're offering.
If your tired, get some rest man, sleeping is more important than my daily story fix.
3531190 Hah, alright buddy, I'll see what I can rustle up.
3531194 I will, when the ponies let me sleep.
Write more and faster, many would like to reade future chapter and someday you will be able to write something readable.
What are you doing, you silly person?! People are waiting for their fix, and you're wasting precious words on telling them that some completely unknown people are pre-reading it? For shame!
3531233 Oh it hurts. Yes master.
3531248 Yeah, that stupid author, burn! Burn the witch!
To be fair people also cheat the blog views now by looking at it in preview rather than opening up the page... But at least you have followers to read them.
3531251 Huh I did not know that. Oh the lonely blog posts that have less than 1 comment. The love dies that night.
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SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!
3531261 ARRGH YOU FILL ME WITH CONFIDENCE. IS THIS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE FREE?! WHAT IS LOVE? WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? IS IT STILL CONSIDERED SHOUTING WHEN IT'S JUST CAPS LOCKS?! AM I THINKING TOO MUCH!? STOP ME BEFORE I FALL INTO AN EXISTENTIAAAAOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH—
i check my feed frequently and blog posts associated with the stories i track will appear there.
3531266 But do you engage with the— oh I see what you did there you sneaky reader you. No but thanks for dropping by. I might release the chapter very soon. I think I passthrough with Syroc is thorough enough. That guy is insane. We can retroactively edit.
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Fixed it for you.
It's the weekend, no sleep til Monday!
Wait... It's Monday now...
I should go to bed.
You too Sunny.
Go! Off to bed. I don't want to see you online until you've had a full 4 hours sleep.
3531283 Mwuhahaha, see what I did there? Sleep now!
Eh, I wouldn't call this screaming into the void. I, for one, appreciate seeing that stories I read are still being looked after. Besides, you must write the blog posts to appease the Smiling God who dwells within the website. If you ever stop, then the Prophecy will come to pass and the Time of Blood will be upon us, and the screams will be deafening. Please don't stop writing your blog.
Please.
3531292 What if I were one of the cultists that desired the rise of the BloodTide? The warnings are upon thee, I shall radio silence in an effort to anger the gods! However, my absence shall only be a ripple in a pond, whereby frequent blog posters Mythril and Estee will always outpace a humble author as I.
EDIT: 'Tis a fool's errand! Woe is me!
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Trust me, NOBODY wants the Time of Blood. It would be incredibly messy. Anyway, I just read the new chapter. Well done.
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But zhen eferysink vill not be perfekt! Zhe Grand Grammarian vill haf us shott in zhe streets und our families vill vail and cry mit shame! Such is zhe fate for zhose who fail in Nazi Gammar-land!
3531523 Oh no I started a cascade of events!
3531313 Thanks :D
3531313 That's why we have tampons and chocolate, right?
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No, no, no. That's just the regular old time of blood. I'm talking about the Time of Blood, when the Smiling God shall rain destruction on those who do not write. For the Smiling God is the destruction of all things, the Great Unraveling. Bow before Them, and They will make your end expedient and relatively painless.
3533186 Discord and C'thulhu shipping? I thought someone already did that.
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THE SMILING GOD IS NEITHER OF THE PITIFUL BEINGS YOU MORTALS CALL "DISCORD" OR "CTHULHU." THEY ARE THE END OF ALL THINGS, AND THEY BRING LIGHT. TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE LIGHT. KNEEL BEFORE THE INEVITABLY OF THE SMILING GOD.
3533225 All conflict is evitable with the proper tools. Entropy shall eventually consume your petty universe, however, and its pattern cannot be avoided. There is in the end no light nor darkness, but a gentle spread of gray nothingness, smooth and even throughout its mass.
Wait, are we writing horror stories or love letters here? I forgot.
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You misunderstand. The Smiling God is entropy. They are the gradual undoing of everything, inexorable and implacable. Also, I believe that what we're doing is closer to writing horror stories, but really I'm just making references to Welcome to Night Vale. If you don't listen to it, try it out sometime. It's a lovely podcast.
3533256 ...oh. I don't mind horror, but I prefer different media for it, and I mostly watch other stuff. Too much bad stuff in my actual life to enjoy horror much anymore.
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I wouldn't call it horror, exactly. It's more like NPR meets David Lynch, with an extra pinch of Lovecraft. It's funny.