The Blockening Saga: Special Report · 7:25pm Nov 28th, 2015
Okay, so it's not that special and I just wanted to get your attention. Can you blame me for wanting to get the attention of all you cute people reading this?
The block saga continues today with my failed attempt to comment. The comment in question? This one:
Now, I think I know what got this guy--let's call him TCB, a totally arbitrary acronym that definitely has nothing to do with his username whatsoever--to block me. Someone else posted a blog about wanting to snuff it, and I saw a "not" in there that didn't actually exist and posted my thoughts accordingly. When a few people raged at me for being an insensitive prick, I looked up at the post again and realized my error, apologizing in kind.
Now, of course, because I was wrong, he can't stand being forced to interact with an imperfect human being; that's his prerogative, and I don't blame him for wanting to block the average mistake-making peasant. Even so... it's devastating to learn that he has me blocked, of all people... I mean, it's me! I mean, I'm Scootareader, and everyone... likes me... right? Doesn't everyone like me?
Yeah, everyone definitely likes me. 
100% approval rating.
Now, who is this mystery blocker, and should I be distressed over their blocking of me?
I guess I can give you a vague biography. I was born on November 22nd, I'm a huge Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, MLP, and Walking Dead fan, and I've been a snarky asshole since I was 9.
Well... I would wish them a happy birthday 6 days late, but not really in a position to do that now. In regards to the Walking Dead inclusion--yeah, it's got a high budget and poor writing, a perfect combination. In regards to the being a snarky asshole--*counts on fingers* that's earlier than I started being a snarky asshole! They beat me to it. 
I review things, mostly MLP related, with heavy inspiration from The Nostalgia Critic, Atop the 4th Wall, and others.
Oh, is that so? Let's take a look at a review...
Hello, I'm [REDACTED], and I review it so you don't have to!
Oh, so he is Nostalgia Critic? Or is he just shamelessly stealing slogans? I could come up with a better slogan than that.
You guys believe me, right? I need your approval. Please notice me, senpais.
Looking around a bit, I notice that he has no qualms with essentially saying he's on par with Nostalgia Critic, in regards to quality, content, entertainment value, etc.
The black box is his profile picture, which shows his three different review series, as well as his edgy Pony Creator pony. Not that he doesn't have artwork--a few people have drawn his pony for him, but he sticks with the Pony Creator pony. Even edgy irony gets tiresome eventually. Besides, I'm never edgily ironic because that comedy isn't high-brow enough for my vast constituency of followers to approve of. I'd even suck your dicks if you offered. N-not like I'd like it or anything. B-bakas.
Honestly*, what could he possibly dislike about me? I mean, we've both got the same adorable tails, we've both got the same adorable manes, and we've both got the same adorable hooves!
... See? We both can't come up with original slogans! We're like two peas in a pod!
For anyone who knows this person, tell him that if he doesn't unblock me I'll tell my dad, and he won't like my dad when my dad learns what kind of emotional distress he has caused me. This guy and I are supposed to be best friends, not block partners.
Unfortunately, after noticing one of his unfortunate choices in his latest review, I won't be able to see his response.
Even tweets don't make sense anymore!
My poor eyes.
*Not actually looking for honesty.
I like you Scoota!
N-notice me senpai!
Why haven't you done a blog on the guy that blocked both of us?
No idea who this guy is because I'm a dumbass but why care if he blocks you?
You don't need the admiration of everybody you meet to feel complete. 
In other words, don't turn into a Pinkie Pie.
3574673 *Turns to section 3 subsection 34* Okay, what am I reading?
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3574626
I know you like me. Scootareader has a 100% approval rating.
3574627
I actually thought about the same thing as I was writing up this blog post. Two block posts in a row seems in bad taste, so I'm going to at least wait a little while. I simply hadn't realized prior to now that I should have posted a blog about that.
3574637
You'd think so, but he blocked me before that could take place. That's life on this site, I guess.
3574667
Well, the tone in the blog post is a grossly exaggerated grasping for approval; I don't actually care overly much that he blocked me.
3574759 Yeah!!! :D Block out human emotion for our one and true god:
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3574769
3574789 Awesome.
Now it's time to perform the dance of my people:
3574866
I have no regrets.
3574759 That's understandable
Who is this person of whose validations/interactions are of such sterling quality as to warrant such a long post? Honestly, why do you even care? TCB = Total Cock Bucket
3575508
Nobody in particular. I am known for being exhaustive in my discussions, and this was posted for the enjoyment of you guys, not due to any amount of caring about having been blocked. I have a few blog posts about being blocked, and they're largely humorous in nature; this blog is just another joke.
3575559
Nigga', learn some brevity.
>TCB
Rofl! I ended up on his "List of Enemies" once.
Fun times were had.
3576469
He has one of those?
3576929 He did for a time. I was high on the list.
3576938
I wonder if I was ever honored with such a position and never knew about it.
3575508 Oh, GOD, FOR FUCK SAKE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER.
HURRY UP AND GET BANNED ALREADY, YOU PSUEDO-INTELLECTUAL ATTENTION WHORE.
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3575508
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3581434
I don't speak Korean-Chinese, bruh.
3581427
Please stop speaking to me, you sad, little manchild.
3581434 Please translate? Or tell me the name of the comic?
3599497
The one girl is giving the other girl a gift, and is visibly embarrassed about it. I can't read Asian.
Ah, my friends are having drama together. This is fun.
Was this ever resolved?
3659366
There was never an issue to my knowledge.
I'm not sure what you mean by resolved.
3659960 Fair enough.