Where you been, Chuck? · 12:41pm Jan 22nd, 2016
Trying to write Zecora dialogue.
(also seeing family for the holidays, but nevermind that)
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Trying to write Zecora dialogue.
(also seeing family for the holidays, but nevermind that)
I feel your pain. Zecora's one of my favorite MLP:FiM characters, but that infernal rhyming makes her impossible to write...
The zebra writing method mine: Just count the beats and you'll be fine.
3704596 Same. I tried writing her once, and though I love her as a character, I haven't put her in another story since.
A herculean task
Back and white and red all over
My lines demand four leaf clover.
... She's hard.
Am I the only person who doesn't have trouble writing Zecora? Mind you my only experience writing her is a slashfic between her and Bloomberg, but I thought it turned out pretty well.
Oh and I should probably finish writing "Literally Everything Turns Zecora On".
Give up on writing for her you must
because rhyming to her pattern is a bust
Pick a different pony to speak your lines
and you will save you blessed mind.
Mister Finley, where've you been?
"Writing in the zebra mien." [1]
Family 'pon his time has parked,
But we'll leave that one unremarked.
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[1] Or, if your speech has "been" rhyme "men",
"Writing lines that zebras ken."
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Prompt: Zecora writes a children's book.