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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Jan
24th
2016

What would you say Princess Celestia's mane feels like? · 10:32am Jan 24th, 2016

What would you say Princess Celestia's mane feels like?

You give the big beautiful horse a pet. What do you think your hand running through her hair would feel like?

Can't seem to find a picture of a human petting her mane.

Comments ( 16 )

Really really really fine sand maby?

Warm silk, softened by the light of the living sun...

Maybe it's as hot as the sun so the reason why no one knows what it feels like is because they lost their hand/hoof trying to touch it.

I always thought it'd feel like hot air. I mean it's always flowing even when there is no wind.

I always thought it felt like warm water with a slight electric charge.

Maybe it would feel like very fine strands of silk mixed with cool steam flowing through your hand.

She walked past him, instructing him to walk with her. The sun refracted through her ethereal mane, scattering into a thousand, shimmering colors. It flowed and waved in an unseen solar wind. Her tail grazed his face, caressing his cheek. It felt like the warmth of the sunshine on a spring morning long forgotten. His vision blurred and his cheek felt the cool of the air in her tail's absence. It had become damp with his tear.

- Colt Icarus, Alabastards

Like slow moving water.

Like the pastel rainbows who's texture can only be felt by those engaged in the trippyest of drug trips. It's a great feel bro second only to sun pony butt.

I look at that Picture and all that run through my head is Celestia saying "Oh Senpai Anon-Chan, I love it when you give me treats and pet my mane." I don't know why but it gives me the ANime feel

3709199

Damn, she never anyone to love her.


3708966

Perhaps.


3708979

That sounds lovely.


3709210

That sound painful.


3709324

That might be possible.


3709359

It would feel like water. Warm water perhaps.


3709373

You need to write a story where a human gives Celestia some hardcore petting.


3709453

That one thing theories of I have of what it feels like.


3710010

Yes, her butt feels even more glorious.


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There needs to a human x Celestia story with that as a promo picture.

3711436 then I would say get to writting. Lol

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