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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 10 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 166 views
  • 16 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 207 views
  • 29 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 31 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Mar
3rd
2016

160 fan fictions... · 7:58pm Mar 3rd, 2016

Yes, I have written one hundred and sixty fan fictions.

Oh, I have no life. Is this worthy time spent using one's mortal life?

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Comments ( 9 )

3789639

I hope she magics me back as a human in Equestria. I can be Anon there.

What else is worth doing in your mortal life? do what you enjoy

3789645

I like writing horse words, so I'll keep doing that.

3789649 And just like that it's worthy enough of ones mortal life:coolphoto:

Get up to 169 it's your next logical step.

Also your stories are some of the best on FIMfiction, your stories tread waters so beautifully bizarre & unique.

They give me inspiration to write pure C A N C E R

Stay strong my friend, because after this short life you will ride eternal in Valhalla. Shiny and chrome.

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And make it a story about 69s. XD

Thank you.

Celestia better be in Valhalla, I want to dat ass.

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