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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 25 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 41 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 49 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 91 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 151 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Mar
17th
2016

A Little Four Loko Never Killed Nobody (I Mean, Nobody I Personally Knew, At Least) · 8:31pm Mar 17th, 2016

First off, the obligatory opener:

Really, I'm not. I've been chipping away at Gifted edits as well as drafting a new project that's much more likely to go up here (and likely will before the S6 premiere, at least in part). Hyping that is a task for another blog, though, since the purpose of this one is to inform you of a different way I'll be making poor use of my time in the last couple months before I graduate from college into full-fledged grownuphood.

Tomorrow night (specific time TBD, but presumably in the evening EST), I'm gonna get myself well and proper smashed on a live Internet stream, and while doing so answer questions, read weird fanfic shit, or do whatever else strikes my fancy--which, cards on the table, has at least a 70% chance of being "take off my shirt and sing the filthiest drinking songs I know, my knowledge base of which is varied and verbose". Also partaking in this belated celebration of my Scotch-Irish ancestry will be Archonix, Jake The Army Guy, and Captain Unstoppable, and apparently Themaskedferret--bless her Canadian heart--says she's going to "moderate".

I doubt this will be pretty or eminently watchable, but come watch it anyway. I don't want to get naked alone.

(Also, if you have any specific questions for me, I guess put 'em down below. Or PM them or ask them in the stream. Do whatever. I'm not a cop.)

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and apparently Themaskedferret--bless her Canadian heart--says she's going to "moderate".

Someone has to be sober enough to read.

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Remember, kids: Don't drink and read. You end up shipping Twilestia.

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*throws away all booze* D:

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As a friend of Pav, I can attest to the accuracy of this statement.

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