God Hath Spoken · 4:07am Mar 26th, 2016
And the Lord looked upon the political rally hosted by Bernie.
And He declared, "Lo! His words ring true to my Word."
And He declared, "I shall send a Messenger to show my Blessing."
And a Messenger was dispatched, in the form of a Sparrow.
And the Sparrow did arrive at the rally hosted by Bernie.
And the Lord declared, "He hath my blessing in the upcoming election."
And there was much rejoicing.
Good night, and good luck.