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I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

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Mar
29th
2016

Everything went better than expected · 6:04pm Mar 29th, 2016


>Starlight Glimmer is the Princess of Friendship's student
I am surprisingly okay with this. It kind of makes sense given who Twilight is and to help keep the show's premise going while still giving the impression that things have changed.

>Starlight Glimmer is, apparently, not actually a WIZARD
I am surprisingly okay with this. Surprised but okay, she showed she had a lot of raw power in the last season, but apparently that's just power but not actual know how and learning. The difference between a bodybuilder and the village strongman I guess. Sunburst is literally the exact opposite, the very definition of scholarly wizard but has practically no power or ability to capitalize on his knowledge. Its a nice dichotomy.

>Apparently Alicorns are not born, they are made. Until now.
I am surprisingly okay about this. ABOUT FUCKING TIME BM CANON WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING! Well sortof, apparently Alicorns can have babby just fine, just not alicorn babbys. Look, Shining, buddy, I don't know what's in your genetics but between this and your sister Twilight you're doing something right. But seriously, get working on Skyla.

>Flurry Heart is terrifyingly powerful.
I am surprisingly okay with this. Freaky mutant wings and horn aside.

>The Crystal Empire's weather situation is genuinely unnatural.
I am surprisingly okay with this. Its clear the ecology of the world in the show is fucked somehow considering the ponies need to keep it in check with their power, regulation and influence, but its about time we see exactly why they fear uncontrolled weather. And apparantly its because the forces of nature are literally chaotic forces of nature. Not unlike how I treated Winter in the Greenwoods, I'm happy with this state of affairs.

>Starlight Glimmer
I am surprisingly okay with this.

Oh by the by, chapter should be up tonight, maybe.

I was also going to post a scene I wrote last night depicting a snippet of what the world was like before the time of the Alicorns and the rise of the Crystal empire. It was significantly darker than I had intended, and I have since lost the scene. I really need to stop listening to audio books about the Broken Empire, Mark Lawerence is like George R.R. Martin only twice as willing to unceremoniously drown the entirety of Ireland off the map before any of the books start.

...

Bastard.

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Comments ( 23 )

And here we discover you're a surprisingly okay guy.

I am okay with this.

It was significantly darker than I had intended, and I have since lost the scene.

The blood God is disappoint.

Yes, I know I'm fast.

What? It's not like I'm stalking your page or anything Handyman.

3834791 W-What?! N-No! I just said I wasn't! Eheheh...That sounded believable r-right?

3834801 At least I'm adorable. :ajsmug:

Now to wait six months for enough people to write stories about it that I can piece the episode together.

Here's something to get that brain really working towards the next chapter. Also, thanks for not having gone hiatus with the story, it's been a great adventure to read about.

3834825 It was never on hiatus, I just hit a massive fucking depression that pretty much killed all creative purpose in my life for... about three months. Happened last year too.

3834844 Depression strikes at the worst times and is never pretty... it's good that you got through them though. And when i said 'thanks for not having gone hiatus with the story' , i meant it in a way that even if you took a few month pause, you would return to it and not just outright abandon it, like more and more authors seems to be doing these days.

It's rare to see good, long stories such as this still continue, as more than a handful have been lost to time and internet....

Anyway, You have been doing great work with this story for the last two years, you have my salute.

What are your thoughts on the hidden little teaser at the end of the episode?

3834874 I just rewatched the ending as you said that and... the only new thing I noticed was the silhouette of a flying figure heading towards the Empire?

Is that what you were talking about?

3834886
Yeah, some one did some optical zooming and well...
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Of course its all guess work right now, but the implications are both amazing and horrifying.

3834891 Its probably just like episode 100, just another lone local changeling heading to a love feast.

3834894
Or maybe Good ol Queen Chrissy wants some classic revenge? And changelings were known for switching out newborns...

3834844 Ah, depression. The stealthy, motivation-killing minx that always seems to strike at the most inopportune of times, often with seemingly little reason. I can tell you that while many of the people I've met write it off as something immaterial, it can be fairly life-changing if it hits at the wrong time. I speak from experience, as my lifetime goal of joining my nation's armed forces was brought to a swift and unforeseen end the moment I breathed the word to my recruiter during a psychological exam. I'm not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. That aside, I do sympathize, and hopefully that uphill battle has an end in sight for you.

Well there goes any hope I had of getting a good nights sleep...

But are you okay with this?

So many people jump to conclusions on the 'no natural alicorns' shit. Does anybody notice the 'in Equestrian History' qualifier? Equestria's only been around for about a thousand years. Besides, with how old Celestia is, do you think she'd even remember her own birth? Seriously, the thing she said was "There have been no other natural born Alicorns in Equestrian History". Luna and Celestia are pre-Equestria. I think the only thing we even know about Cadance is that she isn't a naturally born alicorn, if that. The only backing information that exists is the false-finale of Twilight's Alicornification.

DO YOU EVEN RESEARCH, BRO?

So does this mean a chapter by the end of the week then?

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