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Handyman


I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

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Apr
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2016

Chapter done · 10:53am Apr 8th, 2016

Being edited now, wanted to release it today but pushed it back until Monday.

I think whats wrong with me is writer's burnout on top of all my other problems so that's why its taking so long to just get anything out there. I don't know how to fix that if ever, fuck the world.

Have a song about farming.

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"DID SOMEONE SAY NEW BM CHAPTER?"

Really though, I'm very grateful that you're diligently pushing through your writers burnout to provide chapters for us. Luv u. Take care of yourself.

I saw the title of the post and got very excited.

Then I read the post and I got sad.

Finally I remembered that Monday for you means Tuesday for me, so then I got really disappointed.

Shortbeak is the only possible remedy to my sadness.

3856258 Oh, hello repressed childhood nightmare's...






But on a serious note, thanks for sticking it out through the block.

It's ok if the chapter is being pushed back to Monday, its literally half the title.

I guess someone's vested in their local market.

*Nods subtlety along with song beat*

... I can only understand about half of that song, but goddam is it catchy.

Sorry bro. Looking forward to the chapter. Peace.

Handyman, as long as you never give up on Bad Mondays I don't care how long you take to upload a new chapter. Also, thanks for keeping us notified. Keep up the nice work!

3856622
Shortbeak may have an interesting background, but nothing can cure my sadness like an Irish Wizard!! Handy, the Warrior Druid!!!

3859982
How about the best of both worlds? Handy and Shortbeak go on an adventure!!!

Sounds like you need a break from writing. Don't promise to put out a chapter for a while and just take a few weeks off from it.

Please live life don't despair. Please take this man's approach and try. Video after the break.

Well I really am loving your story, I'm sorry that it isn't enjoyable for you as it used to be.

3856247 Its more than a year old and I only heard of it this week.

3856258 I can't take care of myself, that would imply competence!

3856622 Shortbeak is many things to many people.

3856819 I take it you're a farm boy, huh?

3856933 Pfft,

3857008 Well I'm a country boy, I kinda have to be, Free Trade is the death knell of anything other than conglomerate monstrosities like Monsanto who'll promptly rape Irish farm products out of existence if the TransAtlantic Treaty is signed (Like the TPP only for the Atlantic nations)

3857047 It's surprisingly catchy like that.

3857207 You know I never considered myself having a muse, unlike John C. Wright I don't have the luxury of having a vassalized goddess of inspiration over my shoulder. Though that would explain a few things.

3857464 Be glad he isn't using too many colloqualisms in that song. Many foreigners, especially those outside the anglosphere, would swear we weren't speaking English when they hear us talk normally.

3857868 Thanks.

3859982 You're welcome.

3860107 Hang on, lets not get carried away here.

3860241 I know, I should've realised that months ago, but be that as it may, Its already been three months into the new year and I have fuck all to show for it. I really want to get things put out there.

3860564 ... I have no idea what I was expecting but it certainly wasn't that.

This video is glorious.

3860632 I am too. And its not just this story, I cant write anything else I want to write either. Pony fic, original stories, rpg crap, nothing. Its something I still love but I just don't seem to care.

3860925 Thanks bro I'm glad you enjoyed the video. (Clears throat loudly) allow me to officially introduce you to the internet. Let me be your guide to all things awesome.

3861052 I am a believer in honorable rules for honorable men and civilized rules for civilized foes.

but there are very few SJW stories of mediums that they actually create and the ones they do are often... not really worth trying to change anyway. The biggest exception is apparently Steven Universe, an SJW show, but from what I hear a genuinely good one. But that show doesnt appeal to me so I doubt I'd care enough to do anything.

3860925 You warm my heart, Handy...I think. It may just be the tequila. But still glad to hear you support local goods. Though, if what Hans is leaning toward is what I think it is, you're possessed by the spirit of glorious faggotry.

3861132 Glorious faggotry for... not liking Steven Universe?

What?

3861197 Sure, why not?

3860925 town boy. But I'm curious, what made you think I'm a farm boy?

3861282 Repressed childhood memories. I thought you were talking about the song.

3861154 Nah. Just for being you in general. Faggotry has ascended it's original meaning. Don't fret, this is a good thing, your gloriousness. Anyways, it is officially Monday as of the time I'm writing this post. Time to get my swiggedy-dizzle-dazzle dance moves running.

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