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57 weeks
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If you could erase one MLP character from existance, who would it be?

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78 weeks
New Story: 'The Basement'

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The Basement
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81 weeks
Update on 'Thorns of Stone'

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May

24th

2016

Using ponies to help with your college finals · 2:52am May 24th, 2016

I recently finished up a comedy class at my local college for the semester, and one of my final assignments was to play a character for humorous effect to the audience. I chose to play an alien who had taken human form and snuck to Earth to investigate humanity and see if we're worth saving (some of the points against were our obsession with colored pieces of paper, sports involving bulky men fighting over tiny balls, and our near worship of a tribe called the Kardashians). On the day I had to do my presentation, inspiration struck and I quickly scribbled a new entry on my "scroll" of reasons why humanity should be spared.

I really, really wish I had recorded the audience's reaction to that statement, because it got the biggest laugh when they realized what I was talking about, proving that ponies really can make everything better and funnier when used at the right time!

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