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Harmony Pie


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Jun
7th
2016

Welcome to Rarity Week, Darlings! · 7:31pm Jun 7th, 2016

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Oh, oh! There we go—finally! Hooves can be such a fickle thing; magic works so much better! Speaking of which, I might just have to inquire to Applejack on how on Equus she works without it...

Anywho, surprise! Here I am, and after much debate last night, it was decided I was to be invited! Fancy that. Many of you calling out my name—why, it was a dream come true. If you perhaps missed that poll, just tap here with your peculiar hoof extensions, though it's a bit late for any more comments in my favor.

Thank you very much to Harmony Pie, that sweetheart, but I believe I'm going to take over this account for a week. This shall be very interesting, indeed. Maybe even as interesting as when Pinkie drank 8 cups of cider... I still can't get the stains out of my frock.

Now, I suppose you're wandering what these next few weeks will entail? Well. Erm, that's definantly a question. Ha, I'm marvelous, aren't I? Even I'm not entirely sure, though I can assure you there will never be a dull moment. Maybe I could spice it up with some contests, and exciting blogs for once. No, that was a joke, Harmony, do learn to lighten up~

Ooh, why don't you darlings comment below some suggestions? Hmm, and that brings me to get another topic. Darlings. That's what I'm supposed to say, right darlings? Darling, darling, darling, darling, isn't it simply darling? Heavens, I sound like that odd character Rainbow Dash from the past. *Shudder* Nope, I think I've gotten it out of my system, darling.

And, here, if Harmony were to let me write a story, this is what it would look like. I can just feel the romantic tension!

I bid goodbye, until next time! This is going to be so much fun, I just know it!

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Comments ( 36 )

So excited! :pinkiehappy:

Yay! Rarity is here! :raritystarry: I am so excited!

so... a romance story? could be a good practice run. branching out can help you grow.

even simple one shots for starters is a good idea.

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Oh, what ever do you mean? I've never written much, at least nothing noteworthy. Harmony requested that I not write anything. *huff* A mare can dream, though...

Yes, Rarity has arrived!:raritystarry:

Oh dear celestial why'd you let her on???

4006705 i say, no mare is without their dreams darling! it's just uncouth to suggest otherwise dear. among other rather such questionable manners i'm afraid.

Do be a dear, and keep in mind, fantasy is a perfect way to express yourself, quite a good way to do so.

rarity is a char. i can only imitate briefly. her mannerisms are... grating o me slightly.

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Pfft. Fine. I shan't even give you the marshmallow poni hug!

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Huh. I sound nothing like that...

Hi Rarity. Hope this week will be fun. I think just some fun blog posts would be fine. I have no doubt that you'll do your utmost best to entertain us. :raritywink:

If you see Harmony Pie, tell her that I got a good laugh out of this very entertaining blog post, and that we'll miss her while she's gone. :pinkiesmile:

:trollestia::trollestia::raritywink::raritywink:

4006770 lol good luck keeping it going for extended periods of time

4006766 You know Rarity you mighmight be joined by Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie soon. If you've seen my latest blog, you likely haven't. *MarshmallowPoniHugs*

*hugs*

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Oh? Oh my. *giggles* Please, you'll make me blush *hugs back*

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*rubs the back of the ears*

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And I have a question, Elec, if you wouldn't mind. A friend of mine is doing a week-long event like Harmony's, and he needs a tie-breaker. Could you perhaps click here to settle it? Thank you very much!

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Already did. Hey, Rarity, can I tell you something? Don't tell anypony.

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Of course, darling. I won't tell a soul!

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I have a big crush on Rainbow Dash...

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That's fantastic! But, no worries, your secret is safe with me...

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Okay. Thanks, Rares. :)

Huh...

This is actually pretty cool! I'm excited for this week!

:-D

Aww that first image is adorable.

. And so it begins,:raritywink: this is adorably funny by the way Rarity.

We adore you Rarity! The most prim, proper, and elegant of all unicorns! Indeed, of all ponies.
May I be so bold as to ask a question of your good self?
Your love of all things fashion is nothing short of legend, as is your favourite time at the Ponyville Spa, but have you ever considered writing, and if so what story would your turn your hoof to? Romance? Adventure? A romantic adventure? A tale of your own adventures mayhap? And whoever would serve as your paramour in such a dalliance?

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Aw, thank you! But, me, write? It is a rather intriguing idea... Yes! I think I shall! Perhaps a romantic tradgey? Oh, I can see it now!

A lone, sweet farm mare, devestated by a family passing, comforted in the last glow of dusk by a beautiful, white unic— What? Sto-stop looking at me like that! *blushes*

Miss Rarity, why have you only opened boutiques in unicorn and earth pony settlements and not a single one in a pegasus town? Are you secretly a tribalist, discriminating against pegasi?

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What? Never! Those just happened to be convenient areas to open up shop, nothing more

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*looks left and right* Shhhh

Darn it, now I have a crush on you, too, Rares! :twilightblush:

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Ooh, you do now? *fans face* Well, I wasn't aware I was so... Popular *blushed* Thank you, darling..

4008663 Here, have a gift, from me to you:

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