So That Was a Thing; Back to Work · 10:51am Jun 15th, 2016
Well. That’s a good way to summarize it, yes.
Go after the break for a super small commentary on what nominally was the Seattle’s Angels Podcast number Sixty-Nine (teeh heeh heeh) but, on a practical level, was something like Aragón’s Variety Hour. How the Angels managed to stand it without killing me, we might never know. But hey, maybe we can sort it out together!
Gotta say, I—wait a second holy shit.
After FanOfMostEverything says I sound exactly like my blogs.
Mother of fuck. I’m adorable. Hahah. Loses a little when you don’t see it motion, but wow.
Also, I don’t look my age. I don’t look my age at all.
So that was an experience. I was afraid you guys wouldn’t see my face ‘cause this started at 2 am for me, so I got the strongest motherfucking spotlight in the house and aimed it right to my face.
Smart move! Also by the end of the podcast I was dying.
Again, harder to see when it’s not in motion, but my hair gets progressively worse as the thing goes on, because I’m fucking melting.
I was honestly thinking of doing a recap in here for all the people who wouldn’t watch (which would be, approximately, pretty much every-fucking-body in the world sans like two guys), but I fucking talked for one hour and forty minutes, man.
Like, you think I ramble enough during my blogs? You should see me live. I start to talk about something, then I distract myself with one particularly shiny word, then I go to something else. At one point Pav Feira strips but you will barely see it ‘cause I keep the camera focused on me.
Couple highlights of shit that happened so you get an overall feeling of the thing:
• I start the podcast by insulting the English language. While talking in the most pronounced fucking accent you can think of. I’m, if anything, coherent with myself.
• We talk a lot about fucking dogs. As in, about sexual intercuse with canines. I go into the philosophical meaning behind it all. Ferret mentions you can use that as a strategy to score with at least two of her friends.
• I get a serious question from Carabas and I'm going to stop being a cheeky cunt for the first time in the stream, but then I get a private message by Octavia Harmony, and he off-handedly mentions I swear a lot. I then proceed to fuck up the serious moment by adding the word "fuck" every two sentences.
• At one point, I leave the podcast for about thirty seconds. The hosts mention how they usually take those moments to badmouth the guest behind their back, but that, in my case, it’s a little bit hard. I’ve been gleefully explaining why I’m banned from public locations for the last hour and a half.
• I yell the words “I will suck your dick so fucking hard” at the top of my lungs, at 4 am. There are reasons for me to do this, and they're extremely stupid.
• Funnily enough, I also make several references to the act of sucking my own dick, for that's pretty much all I do during the podcast.
This highlight reel might make it look otherwise, but I liked how the podcast was sort of, y'know, genuine. The hosts were certainly not trying to be wacky or anything like that -- they were just being normal people -- and I was farting around all the time (ball is on your park to see if I was obnoxious or not). I didn't talk about my stories, mind you. I assumed nobody would care.
(In fact, note to myself: write a blog about popularity, and the everlasting question of "who" is really popular, and "how". Can we agree on a particular set of people who are popular for sure? When is somebody popular in the website for real? This pops up momentarily in the podcast, when I mention that I don't see myself popular, as I'm kind of a nobody, and Ferret argues the point. This conversation lasts thirty seconds and then we get sidetracked, sadly, but it is an interesting topic to talk about.)
Of course, there’s a lot more in the podcast, but I’m gonna leave you guys with these tidbits. The thing is so long I recommend to just jump around to watch random bits if you’re bored, ‘cause it’s super long and my accent (and constant twitchiness) is a little bit annoying. Sitting through the whole thing is probably hard.
But yeah, leaving you here. Fuck it. Six hundred words of a blog – you weren’t expecting this, eh? In all honesty I’ve got little precious time to write, and there are stories to be worked on. I think you’ll agree with me on how that’s more important.
So yeah, see ya in the next blog! Which should be part of my Romance Series. It’s about the harem protagonist, right, and I’ve already got rebuttals and hate from it. It’s not even written, but people are already debating my point saying I don’t know what I’m saying.
Gotta love people, sometimes. That one’s gonna be spicy.
You really do sound exactly like your blogs. It's like you dictate these to yourself,p resumably trimming some of the more egregious digressions.
And yeah, SA podcasts are a lot of fun to be a part of.
Fun fact, he mentions me once every three minutes on average. I counted.
4023747 You would.
Obviously the highlight was when you paused all the unimportant stuff to talk about me. :V
Why are Spanish men so handsome?
4023819 It's forever a mystery.
And It was a blast, we definitely want to have you on again sometime n_n
Uh... right idea, wrong sport. At this point I don't even know if this is a mistake or a chance to mess with people.
Far too much fun to watch in its entirety. I'm glad any seriousness I might have instigated got diverted good and hard.
Well, I gotta say, you've always sounded like a smurf to me, and now I know you look like one too.
I guess I need to start commenting, I've been reading your blogs and I've really enjoyed them. I just tend to lurk. Like a shadow, covered in powdered sugar.
Also you do look adorable.
...what else am I supposed to say in a comment like this? Do you like sandwiches? How many is a lot of something? Is up a thing?
attempts to comment.