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  • 4 weeks
    I Miss This

    I do. I just wanted to say. I'm trying to get back in, but focus is hard and time is limited.

    Probably best to post things when I finish them, anyway.

    7 comments · 51 views
  • 16 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

    6 comments · 104 views
  • 40 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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    3 comments · 182 views
  • 44 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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    3 comments · 134 views
  • 52 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

    Brave new world, that has such thestrals in it.

    5 comments · 146 views
Jul
13th
2016

Pounded in the Butt by my Sudden Appreciation of the Work of Chuck Tingle · 5:32am Jul 13th, 2016

I actually read a Chuck Tingle book, today. When I say that he is the best self-published mainstream erotic writer I have ever encountered, you will understand that I am drawing from a rather shallow pool. Nonetheless -- his stories are actually really funny, and, well... hotter than you'd expect a story about sucking a GBP's cock to be. More importantly -- they are unique. Nobody talks about "Dominated by the Were-Stallion" or whatever. But they talk about these books.

I confess -- I have experimented with the dark art of self published Amazon erotica. I have compromised, and found neither material success nor personal satisfaction. Not that I was expecting much of the former, given that I've put up two short stories, without promotion, in a time frame where a proper Amazon erotica author would have put up dozens.

I now see the error of my ways. There is no room for another Chuck Tingle in the world. But there is room for me to be me. I will self publish again*. When I do, it will not be some perfunctory pseudo-incest bullshit. It will be 20K words of magnificently melodramatic bisexual pseudo-incest bullshit about whatever species of animal I can think of that will bypass Amazon's bullshit bestiality** restrictions. And I will not only tell you lot about it, I will tell you when it is free, so that you can read it without paying.

Because I am just that awesome.

Not too many of them, though. I still need lots of time to write pony stories.

* Honestly self publishing e-books is so easy I worry I'll start doing it in my sleep.

** Amazon's standard for bestiality seems to be "sex with something that resembles a modern terrestrial animal", and mine is "sex with a non-sentient who can't give informed consent". If I ever make it to Narnia, it's party time.

Comments ( 2 )

Chuck Tingle is absolutely amazing. There can be only one

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I am learning so much about erotica writing from reading him! :twilightsmile:

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