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eLLen
She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.
eLLen
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387 weeksSee Ya!12 comments · 2,024 views
It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.
So here's the haps!
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395 weeksI've Been Waiting To Post This21 comments · 769 views
Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
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397 weeksSuper Scientific Pretty Princess Poll!10 comments · 740 views
Answer this poll!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11489036My senpai, Stiggy, wants to find out who best princess is! Please partake in this vital research!
But you better not choose Luna. I've got my eye on you.
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18 comments · 679 views398 weeksI wonder if my new avatar will give the wrong idea... -
411 weeksYou Think You Know What Fabulous Is?9 comments · 628 views
You know nothing.
Just when I thought my sexuality wasn't questionable enough.
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Nude + Hot dogs. . . My sister's birthday. . .
And here I've been wearing pants all day like a damn fool.
What about tearing down a prison and then parading through town with heads on pikes?
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Well there is that whole "Dicks out for Harambe" thing. Eat a hot dog too, I guess?
Eeyup,I guess it's time to let the ole Hot Dog get some air. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_Lyra.png
Now I've eaten a hot dog already, but I'm torn on the nudity. The thing is, I'm at church now. Normally you'd think that would make it a definite no, but I go to a Unitarian Universalist church that made the news a few years ago for holding a skyclad Pagan ceremony. I might be able to get away with it.
What's that?
My wife's telling me to keep my pants on. So is my daughter. Oh well.
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Edit: By the way, the tag on derpibooru is "lyra scarfing down weiners".
4091964 Perfect!
I'm not going to make a sex joke, because it writes itself.
Also a national holiday in France... and there's been a terrorist strike that's killed at least 75. Yay for islam.
God, I thought it said international. Dodged a bullet there.
Can't believe I missed it.
Oh well, there's always next year.