Today is the last day to join, so if you want in on it, be sure to read over the rules and PM Shakespearicles!Letters - III · 12:24pm Jul 21st, 2016
On the planet of Mars
They have clothes just like ours,
And they have the same shoes and same laces,
And they have the same charms and same graces,
And they have the same heads and same faces…
But not in the
Very same
Places.
By Shel Silverstein
Spike, have you seen my copy of Unity and Unicorns?
--S.G.
Uh, no?
--Spike
Okay? But I was pretty sure I left it on the study table last night... Didn't you tidy the room this morning? I need it for a lesson!
--S.G.
Of course I tidied up! But I'm a dragon, not a camera. I don't have photographic memory, sheesh.
--Spike
... Spike, did I do something to upset you?
--S.G.
Sorry. I get a little defensive whenever somepony asks me about something missing in the castle. The old Ponyville library was easy to keep track of. This place is so big, though! Twilight is always moving the books around.
--Spike
Ha! Yeah... Twilight does have a tendency of walking and reading.
--S.G.
And eating and reading.
--Spike
And sleeping and reading.
--S.G.
And bathing and reading.
--Spike
... Woah, I think that might've been TMI?
--S.G.
It totally was.
P.S.
STOP PASSING NOTES DURING MY LECTURES.
--T.S.
Heheheh excellent. I never passed notes much