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Handyman


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I honestly was expecting more fanbashing · 2:57pm Jul 31st, 2016

Well just saw the new episode, genuinely enjoyed it. The depictions on the ancient temple were interesting and can be interpreted several ways which I am certainly going to enjoy fucking around with since I am 99.999999999% sure the rest of the fandom is going to assume the two alicorns vrs the serpent is the sisters v Discord and follow on from there. Ah well, let the peasants play.

Work wise, JBL is kinda sorta back now, though Jude is taking a week off for stupid Canadian reasons meanwhile our pet Aussie Usurper is still MIA since his ISP has declared fatwah on his section of the Outback. Which means tomorrow you could have the first Bad Mondays chapter update in 2 years that wasnt subject to the complete oversight of at least one editor.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Assuming I finish it of course, though I am happy to announce at this point of time, I think I actually am over all of my fuckery, all that remains is getting my actual discipline back. Afterall if I cant bring myself to finish writing a chapter of a story I enjoy writing, I am never going to make it later in life as a professional writer of any stripe when the deadline rolls closer and I cant push myself through the sludge to get the manuscript done on time. And fuck that. inb4delusionsofAmazonpublishingcountingasprofessionalhahahahagoodluck

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It's actually stupid american reasons.

Those bloody yanks.

Also that's next week, you silly fuck.

4124400 ...Hey. Thanks. You took a sad story and made it better.

Lol if America has the outback steakhouse, do they just call it the steakhouse in Australia?

Once again Twilight gets screwed over by princess related shit. Also am I the only one who found Patton Oswalts voice coming out of a pony to be really distracting?

4124498 What the Americans call an "Outback Steakhouse" has about as much to do with Australia as Oliver Cromwell did with the most recent ice age.
I've never even seen a blooming onion...

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Well, now i know more about Australia :)

4124400 I'm from New York and I resent our stupidity. However, because I'm American... USA! USA! USA! FIGHTER JETS AND PIE AND INCREDIBLY SHIT ELECTIONS. Alright, good luck with our vague bureaucratic nonsense.

4124549 Outback Steakhouse is shit, anyway. If you're ever in the states (specifically New York City/New York) hit up Peter Luger's Steakhouse. There may be a long waiting list, and it's a tad expensive, but it's worth every penny. When I want a normal steak I'll swing by Longhorn Steakhouse. Hella.

4124691 When I am in the states and some large group of people start doing the USA chant, I have to join in so they don't expect anything.

I also wave my little american flag so they don't suspect anything even harder.

I still only wear RUSH shirts though.


More on the original point though, I'm not sure any of you even want to see a chapter that one of the editors didn't get to. Or maybe you do. Might be good for a laugh. It'd lack JBL's 'additions' though.

JBL

4124775 I shudder to think of the carnage if Handyman were to release an unedited chapter. Such a sight is not for mortals' eyes.

4124842 I expect nothing less than broken Scottish nonsense and words that have no place in any incarnation of the English language. Do it.

4124775 You make it sound like we're all infected with the Patriot Virus. 50 States Later? That'd make for a good spoof movie.

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Scottish

Incoming gaelic rambling.

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YOU HEARD THE MAN

BUCKLE UP EVERYONE

GAELIC RAMBLING TIME

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Focail Ghaeilge รก labhairt ar bhealach dothuigthe cainte

4124694 Given that I'm visiting the USA at the end of the year, I'll keep this in mind. Thanks.

Are you saying... we might be getting a new chapter within the month of August?

4125261 Longhorn and Lonestar are alright, outback is shit. But if you want a good steak, you really have to grill it yourself, or go to the expensive unique places.

4125099 OH SHIT MY BAD. I FORGOT YOU'RE THE 'TATOMANCER. TAKE MY HUMBLE OFFERING OF THE IMAGE THAT SO BAFFLED YOUR COUNTENANCE MANY CHAPTERS AGO. I DRANK A BIT TOO MUCH THIS WEEKEND AND I'M STILL RECOVERING OKAY?

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