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Aug
18th
2016

700 Club, Downvote My Bad Story, Read My New Story · 6:39pm Aug 18th, 2016

After a good half year of floating around in the mid-700s on account of not having much new in the way of will to write, I finally recently broke through to be the 700th-most watched author on FimFiction. Thank you, y'all.

Other Milestones:
A few weeks ago, T̶h̶e̶ ̶L̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶L̶o̶s̶t̶ 7̶t̶h̶ ̶E̶l̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶T̶r̶a̶m̶p̶o̶l̶i̶n̶e̶:̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶W̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶a̶l̶e̶r̶ T̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶S̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶i̶m̶f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n. F̶e̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶B̶o̶x̶ ̶H̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ Please ⇩vote! reached 100 upvotes and 400 downvotes at about the same time. Now, of course, it's got a few more of each. I enjoy this story because it has a low effort required to attention received ratio. And I enjoy attention.

Unlike the last time I prematurely said this was the case, the feature box really is clop-free right now. Relish this moment, friends

And I released a new story that's been well recieved. I think I wrote it in 20 minutes + 5 minutes of proofing and description-writing, which is a personal writing speed record for me. I wrote it on my laptop lying on my bed on my chest and sometimes dropped my face into the bed only to look up again 15 seconds later to see my hands had successfully kept typing. Which is pretty cool. Anyway, this story was inspired by DARF. Go read Chaotic Note's blogs if you want to know what happened to Darf. It's quite sad. Anyway, this is a story about creative madness, called

Whatever Happened to Melody Maker?
He up and vanished, what a faker! The world was his oyster so why did he forsake her?

Where is he now?


Dedicated to Darf, Syd Barrett, and all the other artists who dance too long upon the knife's edge of insanity.

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