The Cynical Brony: Episode 23 TEASER!

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! It's been ANOTHER while, hasn't it? Well, fuck waiting a year for an episode, you get one four months later! So, leaks. Some people like them. Some people hate them. Some people ask why we can't drone someone in the middle of London for leaking things. Regardless of your thoughts on them, they're a thing that happen, and I use them. Why? Because I be the dread pirate Cynic.

Anyways, the season finale of season 6 got leaked today and yesterday. This is your last chance to avoid spoilers, m'kay?
But Cynical! Aren't you going to explain what happened in the season 5 finale and the season 6 premiere?!
Urgh. Fine. Basic idea? This bitch:

Turned Twilight's map into a fucking time machine. How?

And prevented Dash from doing a sonic rainboom, fucking over the multiverse and most likely giving Discord seizure from chaos orgasms. We saw various realities, including Rainbow Dash as Raiden from Metal Gear, Discord partying, Zecorra the freedom fighter, and more. Eventually, Twilight stopped Starlight from beating the time/space continuum with a rusty pipe by teleporting her to a barren wasteland, where this happened:

And then she became good during a song. THE END.
What happened next was the worst season premiere since season 3, conveniently ALSO set in the Crystal Empire. I swear to god, that place is cursed. We got Twlicorn MK2, Starlight's friend who fucked off, and random stormy weather that wasn't Sombra despite how cool that would have been. It fucking sucked. THE END. So, let's more on to the actual two-parter, shall we?
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