don't even get me STARTED about how much i hate today. every April Fools day i end up getting hit by something big (car, 2012), slimed by something (squid, 2009), have something expensive of mine broken beyond repair (Gameboy SP, 2011), or LIT ON FIRE (2010).
that's th' past 4 years, i'm scared for my life today.
loosing my laptop for a week. don't blame me, blame my dad. anyways, expect to see me a lot less, despite th' fact that we got th' mess with th' FBI sorted out.
366275 well, lesee. my mom ripped my fedora off my head because she seems to hate it, crumpled it in her hand (which ain't good for a fedora, trust me.), ripped it when i tried to get it back, i had to punch her hand to do so, and then when i got it back she told me to get th' fuck out of th' car and i ended up being 15 minutes late to choir rehearsal because i had to walk.
366303yes, yes she is. one time she decide that she had to clean th' basement, then got mad at me and my sisters because she missed a spa appointment because she was cleaning th' basement.
Wow... uh... shit.
364152 eeyup.
What'd you do?
366275 well, lesee. my mom ripped my fedora off my head because she seems to hate it, crumpled it in her hand (which ain't good for a fedora, trust me.), ripped it when i tried to get it back, i had to punch her hand to do so, and then when i got it back she told me to get th' fuck out of th' car and i ended up being 15 minutes late to choir rehearsal because i had to walk.
366290 Your mom's a bitch.
366303yes, yes she is. one time she decide that she had to clean th' basement, then got mad at me and my sisters because she missed a spa appointment because she was cleaning th' basement.
366308
Dafuq?
367004yeah.