Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Night Guard, #n · 11:19am Oct 26th, 2016
n. I shall not refer to using Equestria's satellite as a kinetic weapon as Tactical Mooning.
(I'm sorry. It's early in the morning and insomnia does weird things to my brain.)
Hahahaha!
"Lunar squishification", however, is still on the table.
Surely the correct way to refer to this action is Strategic Mooning. Tactical is obviously incorrect!
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As contrasted to "Luna squishification", which only a very select list of close personal friends are permitted to indulge in...
4277271 Maybe a certain awkward swan...