The Most Annoying Things to do on a Cruise Ship · 4:00am Jan 17th, 2017
1. Press every button in the lift. Make sure it stops on every floor.
2. Take way too much food from the buffet. Spill some on the way back to your table.
3. Scream continuously in the formal dining room. Stop when people look and pretend you didn't do it.
4. Run down the corridors and knock on everyone's doors.
5. Go skinny dipping in the kids pool.
6. Order a drink and when it comes pretend you didn't order it. Repeat.
7. Step on people's feet in lifts. Don't apologise.
8. Eat as loudly and rudely as possible in the formal dining room.
9. Drop glasses all around the pool areas.
10. Wait for the cleaners to clean your room then mess it up as much possible.
11. Bring as many inflatable toys into the pool as possible.
12. Go up to the deck as the cruise starts moving and scream "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" At the top of your lungs.
13. Break into the engine room and blow the horn continuously. BARP. BARP. BARP.
14. Fall onto your knees and gasp "tell my children I love them!" when the emergency drill happens.
15. Do karaoke. Sing the wrong words.
16. Start food fights.
17. Role play. Pretend to be a MLP character. Sing their songs.
This list is completely original and completely stupid. Do yourself a favour and DO EVERY SINGLE THING ON THIS LIST. XD
this list tho lol
Made my sister laugh when I read the "BARP BARP BARP" thing
Well then, now I want to go on a cruise.
4386134 yes, do it please!
4386184 Yes, I shall!