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TheMajorTechie

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

TheMajorTechie Joined 10th Jun, 2015 · Offline

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  • 2 weeks
    Haha.

    *looks at bank account*
    *looks at planned personal projects*
    *looks at bank account again*
    *looks at how I accidentally bought four collectible coins from a vending machine for $15 at the Kennedy space center during last week's robotics conlmpetition instead of one and cannot return them because it's a vending machine*

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    4 comments · 140 views

  • 6 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    12 comments · 167 views

  • 7 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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    0 comments · 91 views

  • 7 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 80 views
Jan
18th
2017

Have a horrible joke. · 6:02pm Jan 18th, 2017

Mario stands behind you, casually sprinkling salt over your head.

You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario: I'm-a SALTING you!

Get it? Assaulting? A-salting? No?

Report TheMajorTechie · 415 views · #Bad pun jokes
Comments ( 18 )
CHIMMIE Star gamer
CHIMMIE Star gamer #1 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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that was so SALTY of you :rainbowlaugh:

TheMajorTechie
TheMajorTechie #2 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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4387181 Stop it, your a-salting me with these puns.

TheMajorTechie
TheMajorTechie #4 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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4387230 what did you you expect when I said horrible joke?

Silent Echo
Silent Echo #5 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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4387238 i Know. Do you whant to hear a crule joke?

Silent Echo
Silent Echo #7 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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4387251 ok here it go's:
what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer?
Ash

Comment posted by TheMajorTechie deleted Jan 18th, 2017
TheMajorTechie
TheMajorTechie #9 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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4387255 that's horrible in every way.

A Torn-Up Note
A Torn-Up Note #13 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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That joke wasn't Punny at all! :rainbowkiss:

Still, it made me chuckle!

TheMajorTechie
TheMajorTechie #16 · Jan 18th, 2017 · · ·
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4387499 oh, I'm just handing it to you.

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