Epiphany · 1:19am Sep 26th, 2012
Just a funny idea I had today. This isn't nearly long enough to post as a story, and I think whatever wit it may contain would decrease exponentially with its brevity, so I'll just leave it here.
Epiphany
Rainbow Dash sprawled on a fluffy cloud, lazily watching the world go by beneath her. There was Pinkie, bouncing along with a tray of cupcakes on her head... Twilight, walking with her nose stuck in a book as usual... Ooh, and over there, Applejack and Big Macintosh walking together, talking animatedly about yeah whatever who cares. Rose-colored eyes tracked the pair, a faint grin spreading across Rainbow's face. Aww, yeah... look at that rump go. Man, I'd love to--
Love to... She blinked, her grin fading into horror.
Sweet Celestia's mane!
The cloud exploded into puffs of mist as Rainbow Dash kicked off from it, streaking over Ponyville like a cannonball gone wild. Her brain was already working. Okay! Okay, Rainbow. Think. Rarity'll probably be fine with this, those fashion types are all a little... weird. Oh, Celestia, I'm weird too! Focus. Twilight's from Canterlot, she probably knows tons of mare that are "that way", but AJ's probably all old-fashioned about it...
But there was one pony she had to see before any other. She rolled out on a new course, diving straight toward the Everfree Forest. If anypony could tell her if this was real or just some kind of... fluke, it was her oldest friend! It's real it's real oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh...
"Fluttershy, Fluttershy!" The rainbow streak exploded into the little cottage, sending assorted critters racing for cover. Fluttershy herself looked up, shocked, her hoof still extended toward a patch of floor that had recently contained a mouse.
"Rainbow Dash? What's wrong?!" she gasped, surprise quickly being replaced by worry.
"I... I was watching AJ... and Big Mac... walking together," she panted, "And when I thought about it... the wrong one looked good to me!"
Fluttershy pressed both hooves to her mouth. "Oh my goodness... Don't panic, Rainbow Dash! I'm sure--"
"I'm straight!" Dash howled over her reassurances. "Flaming hetero! Oh, Celestia, what're my parents gonna say?"
I'm under no illusions that I'm the first to come up with this.
383786
Maybe not, but that doesn't make it any less funny.
But you might be the first to portray Dash as regretting her sexual preference.
Nice. /slow clap
/signature,
/name
P.S. Oh, and /laugh
I have to admit. This made me laugh a good deal more than it probably should have.
Hehe. Cute.
I assume you're not going to continue it? It looks promising enough.
384267
Nah, like I said, it's kind of a one-trick pony. I don't have much interest in telling serious stories about homosexual intolerance (or the reverse) in MLP, anyway. I think they just don't care.
>rape
384392
So what about your fic, hmmmmkmm?
384392
"...about homosexual intolerance (or the reverse)"
Intolerant homosexuals? XD
Somehow I find "role reversal" to be overly amusing xP
I'd love to see you write this if it actually results in AppleDash
Now finish ribbons and lace
393511
Yeah, about that...
393534
Jolly good show
Now about that AppleDash. . .