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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 54 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 65 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 94 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 95 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 118 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Apr
25th
2017

Zebrabwe? · 2:43pm Apr 25th, 2017

The day was much cooler than the companions thought it would be. The nights were growing colder with each passing day and summer was certainly at an end. Shēdo found the cooler temperatures agreeable, as there was a lot less panting. While walking, she kept an eye on a pack of lurking crackle jackals in the distance.

“Where is home for you?” Shēdo asked to break the monotony of walking westward.

“Zebrabwe, I guess,” Conifer replied. “Never been there, I don’t think. So I guess as far as homes go, one place is as good as any other.” With a few quick, light steps, the zebra trotted closer to Shēdo’s side, not liking the pack of predators in the distance. He was loaded down with gear, saddlebags, and such, but managed to keep a good pace for a colt his age.

The crackle jackals were not alone and Shēdo began to notice a pack of jackalopes, though she couldn’t tell if they were the vampiric variety. With a smooth transition, she went from walking on all fours to walking upright, as being taller gave her a better view. She adjusted Limey so he would be ready to draw, but being prepared did nothing to alleviate her tensions.

“Things are going to get exciting, aren’t they?” Conifer asked.

“Maybe.” Shēdo flexed her diggy-diggy claws and considered the very real possibility of violence. She only had stories to go by with very little paws on experience in dealing with the dangers. Standing upright though seemed to help, as the creatures pacing them retreated a bit, though Shēdo didn’t know why.

“Well, I hope things don’t get too exciting,” Conifer remarked. “Beware of very public toilets.”

For some reason, every time I write these two together, I think of Wander Over Yonder. I don't know why.

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Comments ( 2 )

Well, there is no way that kudzu can make me even more a fanboy of himself that I already am.

I think of Wander Over Yonder.

...and I was wrong...

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