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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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May
14th
2017

Family Outings. · 2:35am May 14th, 2017

So Maud Pie my brother and I went mining for Fire Opal when his 3 year old kid fell down and hit his head on a rock stickin' out of the ground. Got a stitch at the hospital. The whole time he was crying about not wanting to worry his older bro and mom. 5 minutes after we got out he wanted to see the cool rocks and was cheery. The next day, bro made us a cup of black joe straight and my little nephew was casually drinkin' it with us.

What a manly little guy~

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Kid's gonna have a beard by the time he turns 6

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
greenest state in the land of the free
raised in the woods so he knew ev'ry tree
kilt him a be 'are when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier!

Some comment about mental insecurities.

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Same!
I AM LIKE WORRIED OVERBEARING MOM MODE ALL THE TIME THAT DAY WAS HELL FOR ME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW-

Glad he's all right. He's awesome, too.

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