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Jul
5th
2017

Well, I got a copy of Skyrim: The Legendary Edition · 8:29pm Jul 5th, 2017

Can anyone give me advice for how to go about becoming a Vampire, so that in turn I can become a Vampire Lord via Dawnguard DLC? And how does one become/create/get a Stealth-based character? The Elder Scrolls is unfamiliar turf for me. Except for this:

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get to level 15 or so, u get a quest from orc when u enter any hold city that start dawnguard quest line which near start of it u can either become vampire lord or stay human

I know jack about vampires, but for stealth gear, go to riften (that city next to a lake at the east) and talk to a guy named Brynjolf. Won't tell you more for the adventure's sake.

One you get a quest to explore a ruin you open a coffin with a female vampire lord she request you take her to her home after doing so her father the head vampire lord offers to turn you and go for riftin a town in the marshy area to the right it has the thiefs guild good stealth stuff there and go to the stormcloke city i forget its name i keep mixxing it up it there is a building in there that is locked its a manor or estate sorry been a while so i do not remember the name. After finding you will explore and see a boy doin a ritual near a skeleton he will think your assassin come to him for his contract play along. It will also take you to the theifs town after you finish the contract sleep join the dark brother hood

Stealth: Most overpowered thing ever. Crouched harder to find on higher level. Invest in Archery.
Vampire: Either get hit by a vampire enemy to get the disease or the Dawngaurd DLC.
Always keep 1 Dragon Soul extra for when you get a great Shout.

Personally, I'm a Vampire Hunter a-la the Dawnguard on every playthrough.

Ok, so, allow for me to put it to ya this way, Jokah.

(Clears throat...)

... I don't know about anything except for the memes of Skyrim and how broken sneaking is in the game, as well as stunning enemies. But for sneaking, as you level up, invest EVERYTHING into sneak. At some point, you will eventually just become in-fuckin'-visible to the enemy. Fawful's Minion shows this in one of his videos. I forgot which one, though.

Invest points not only in sneaking but also in one handed that way you can also deal more damage with swords and daggers. Might want to swing by the Kate's college and learn a couple of illusion spells. That way you can up those skills as well.

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