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Handyman


I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

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A policy announcement · 1:16pm Jul 9th, 2017

Alright for those who may not have noticed, I have a new picture at the bottom of my userpage.

Yes its a begging cap, yes I finally gave in to the idea, but didn't want to announce it or put it anywhere more noticeable until I actually started making more stuff. But nonetheless one of you wonderful people have found and have given me a generous donation. So I am going to make it a policy of mine to regularly thank people who give me donations publically, at least on my blog, without divulging their names. (and if I have patreons, even moreso, but I haven't yet gone as far as patreon yet, still doubtful about it. Although I am led to belief all patrons are public in which case I might thank them publicly, names and all).

So with that, thank you and God bless you, my generous benefactor, you are a gentleman and a scholar. I will now endeavour to get back to producing more work for your consumption and enjoyment.

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Comments ( 15 )

Thank you, kind supporter(s), by keeping the word-boy supplied with potatoes and whiskey you do a service to humanity.

links broken boss. for me at least.

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Ah bloody coding nonsense. Thanks for pointing that out, should be fixed now.

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POTATOES FOR THE POTATO THRONE
WHISKEY FOR THE WHISKEY GOD

Shocks #5 · Jul 9th, 2017 · · 1 ·

Just get a fucking patreon already faggot.

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Oh alright fine then, I'll join the ranks of the pretentious faggots.

I am poor and Irish

No need to be redundant there Handy.

Get a Patreon and you will have a job with steady income. 'Cause really, you are a writing machine, worthy of our money.

You should consider also placing an Amazon affiliate link.
After the link is clicked, for 24-hours, a very small percentage of any purchase done by that person goes to you, without any additional cost to them.

With this click I shall do away with thine famine. Fuck. Wait. I, too, am Irish and thus poor. I'll take a shot for you instead.

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