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The Hat Man

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

The Hat Man Joined 25th Mar, 2015 · Offline

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  • 1 week
    How Many Times Does Trixie Actually Say "I"?

    One of Trixie's best-known traits in the fandom is that she speaks in the third person all the time. But does she really? Turns out, no one has ever counted the times she says "I." Until now...

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    12 comments · 194 views

  • 2 weeks
    Reference/Inspiration List for "Where Black Seas Lap the Shores of Dead Stars"

    Rather than litter the author's notes with references in my usual style, I thought I'd try something a little different. So, for the curious, I've made a separate blog post of all the references and allusions you might have missed!

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    6 comments · 87 views

  • 2 weeks
    "Iron Horse" fans: New Robot Story news!

    Hello, robot fans! Knowing the gorgeous, tasteful people you are, I have two things that might be of interest to you...

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    4 comments · 234 views

  • 2 weeks
    New Story: "Where Black Seas Lap the Shores of Dead Stars"

    Featuring references to Star Trek, Greek tragedies, and the Moody Blues! And yes, it has robots in it. (No, not that one.) I'm really proud of this one, folks, so I hope you read it and let me know if you enjoy it. Love ya lots, folks!

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    3 comments · 75 views

  • 9 weeks
    Hat Man Reviews: "Haze" by Bandy!

    Haze is a story that is filled with big ideas: Cloud empires. Flying earth ponies. Ancient religions. Superpower-inducing fungi. Unfortunately, much like the mushroom-munching ponies in this story, this story might be biting off more than it can handle…

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    6 comments · 160 views
Jul
19th
2017

It's here! "The Iron Horse" Ch. 63 - "The Lionhearted, Part 1" · 10:44pm Jul 19th, 2017

It's he~ere...

Chapter 63 - "The Lionhearted, Part 1"

Report The Hat Man · 340 views · Story: The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots! · #Update Notice #Robots #Turing Test #Porter Robinson #Tentacles #Hey maybe the next update won't take an entire frickin' month eh Hat Man?
Comments ( 5 )
mastermenthe
mastermenthe #1 · Jul 20th, 2017 · · ·
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For a second i thought those were 'Death Grips' lyrics

Flink
Flink #2 · Jul 21st, 2017 · · ·
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Aaaah! Those aren't apostrophes! Are those ʻokinas or something?! What . . . I don't even . . . ? :raritycry:

The Hat Man
The Hat Man #3 · Jul 21st, 2017 · · ·
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4607891
Shh shh, dude, it's okay... it's ooookay. Go to your happy place. Proper uses of semicolons... no comma splices... everything's gonna be groovy...

Better?

Flink
Flink #4 · Jul 21st, 2017 · · ·
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OK, right, happy place, Strunk & White, cup of tea, deep breaths . . . .

:rainbowlaugh: You, sir, are made of win.

The Hat Man
The Hat Man #5 · Jul 21st, 2017 · · ·
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4607915
That reminds me... what do you call Strunk & White in designer sunglasses?

...The Elements of STYLIN'! :coolphoto:

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