Someone Please Stop Me From Writing This

As a sequel to

TWaluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper

• Equestria Girls
• Romance
• Random

Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre. A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.

• Crossover
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Sunset Shimmer

Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  17  11 · 553 views

Because I totally am going to.

Comments

[kudzuhaiku]

**Does nothing**

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I'll be honest, even I am probably going to have to downvote that one on principle.

[Super Trampoline]

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You're a good man, Fan

[Admiral Biscuit]

On the one hoof, this sounds like a terrible idea.

On another hoof, I really want to see where it goes.

I mean, I don't. . . .

. . . but I do.

[Winston]

Since I'm not in close enough proximity to smack you with a rolled-up newspaper, all I can do is try to impress on you through asinine repetition just how really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad of an idea this is in so many ways.

For starters, you'll make Rarity do this:

C'mon, think of the poor Rares.

[re- Yamsmos]

WAAAAAAAAH

[Trick Question]

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Let me fix that for you.

On one hoof, this sounds like a terrible idea.

On the same hoof, I have no interest whatsoever in seeing where it goes.

I mean, I don't...

...and I don't.