Job Acquired

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[Shocks]

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[HoneyBadgerr]

I searched for "good for you" gifs on google, and this one wasn't entirely appropriate, but I was laughing so hard that I'm going to post it anyways

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[Reykan]

GG

[The Orthodox Priesthood]

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[Rudy45]

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[Redlord321]

Good luck

[Thesane1]

Noice.

[stephen51991]

Job Acquired

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[JBL]

You gunna git dat

[Ginnungagap]

awesome

[Aerial]

Finally, it's about time you bum.

Oh fuck, wait, does this mean Bad Mondays is dead? SHIT.

[More Dakka]

So now you're slightly less poor but just as Irish.

[Dandle]

He's never waking up, is he.

[Usurper]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy money

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Probs a bit of the opposite actually. Jobs make you motivated bro

O shit that means I have to edit more horsewords. I'm rusty as Hell.

[IkioStar]

I bet it's a McDonalds. ...Or some other chain. I hope not, though.

[Handyman]

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4637797 HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I'M AN IDIOT

Turns out I am a naive simp and fell for a pyramid scheme, multilevel corporation job. Quitting by phone tomorrow, fuck that noise. If any of you want a laugh, google FYI Client Services or, there more older name, Tepo Consulting which the 'Boss' called an 'Owner', had to rebrand to FYI because of its horrendous reputation. Google employee reviews, come, join me in laughing at my folly!

Going to get a real job next week, stuck around for the three days this week of training because it is really good training for making you self confident and prepared to sell complete strangers shitty internet deals using psychological manipulation. For once I am actually proud to say I never made a single sale in all three days of my training. I got what I need from there and I am walking, fuck me for an idiot.

[IkioStar]

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GLGL

(Double mention. Yes!)

[stephen51991]

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I got what I need from there and I am walking

[Shocks]

4639609 Good luck bby.

[The Orthodox Priesthood]

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Shit fam, good luck.
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[Usurper]

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Why would you even put the effort into formally quitting? Let those blind, lying fools figure it out for themselves. Let them have to deal with the inconvenience just as they had attempted to do to you, if not worse. Good thing you were quick and smart and didn't get sucked into that scumbag system with the rest of them. Fucking pyramid scheme, man.

Add: Wait I read the reviews. It hardly sounds like that scam company would even realize when employees are gone.

[Rudy45]

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Haha, my thoughts exactly. Good on ya for not letting them suck you into that scumbag operation.

[Aerial]

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How did you manage that?

[Jane]

Any luck? Everyone's going crazy over the latest blog, but I'm curious how everything else turned out.