DRUNKWRITENING V: THE (sporadically updated) LIVEBLOGGING · 1:05am Sep 2nd, 2017
6:00 p.m.: This thing is happening! Well, technically, we're starting, anyway — though I'm not drunk yet, Bradel's running late and Not_A_Hat just got here so we have absolutely no prep time. AWESOME, THE DISASTER IS STARTING ALREADY!
I'll periodically update this post as the trainwreck spirals out of control!
** JOIN US: **
>>discord chat link<<
>>google doc link<<
6:35 PM: Bradel is here, some alcohol has been consumed, and we have collectively looked into the future to see the episode synopsis so now we can begin our fixfic! I'm getting started on the Captain Morgan and holding the bacon vodka back for later in case I need to take a penalty shot.
Please don't make me take a penalty shot.
6:54 The penalty shots have begun
7:39 Bradel's internet connection has gone the way of the poop. Chat elected me substitute Bradel. Then elected Bradel the substitute Horizon. All y'all are smartasses 
7:53 SIGNAL BOOST: Morning Sun wrote a thing that I read and actually liked and should signal boost. So if you want something slightly less trainwrecky go read: --> Sweet and Sour
7:54 This has been an unpaid announcement by Horizon Industries Ltd. Now back to your regularly scheduled drunkwriting
7:57 OKAY GODS MORNING SUN FINE I'LL MAKE IT BOLD
8:39 oops left that last edit hanging for 45 minutes
as a penalty boost I'll make it also bigtext
9:46 Writing ended ummmmmm some 15 minutes ago or something? and KwirkyJ is doing this amazing voice reading
10:49 pm - we are DONE. Raw voice reading, if you are desperately curious to hear it! I will follow up with a later post once it's been postprocessed and uploaded to like Youtube or something.
Or you can just read the final story! That was less trainwrecky than I thought — which is to say, I remember the experience and managed to actually contribute!
As opposed to Bradel, whose internet died an hour in. ;__;
Drink faster!
I was going to say 0/10 not enough Cadance but then someone made a Look Around You reference and I am back into a state of doubtful ambiguity.
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I deeply apologize for not name-dropping Cadance enough in this travesty of poop songs and messy explosions. I really should have realized that our readers would want to think about Heartbutt against the backdrop of those images.
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I want to think about Heartbutt in all contexts.
So!
I have expended way too much of my day off to post-produce the result of last night's debauchery, and I am passing it off onto you! Listener, Internet Entity, please be kind to this one's Dropbox, and not download it multiple dozens of times in one day.
THE LINK TO THE THING
THE GUILTY
Horizon
Not_A_Hat
Bradel
GroaningGreyAgony
Morning Sun
Light Striker
Jordanis
SweetAI Belle
KwirkyJ
THE MUSIC (in no particular order)
"At the Gala in C Minor" - ApocalypsePenguin
"You'll Be Perfect" - Portal 2 Soundtrack (Volume 2)
"Eliezer's Waltz" - The Ventura Klezmer Band
"Italdesign Calá" - Need for Speed 2 Soundtrack
"Ferrari F355" - ^
"Bucaresti" - Disparition
"Book of Sand" - ^
"blind and age-bent wept" - ^
"Kerbal Space Program Main Theme 1" - Squad
THE SOUNDS (from freesound.org)
"85245__pycckuu20032003__angel_2_Tweaked.wav .mp3"
"belch"
"Artillery Explosion (Close) (Mixed)"
"another magic wand spell tinkle.flac"
"Bag Drop.mp3"
"BathFill.wav"
"car wash.aiff"
"Diesel_locomotive_horn.wav"
"Ding 2.wav"
"Explosion 4"
"Explosion_001.mp3"
"Footsteps, Puddles, C.wav"
"hammering.L.wav"
"Horse Gallop - Loopable.mp3"
"huge_hammer.aif"
"Magic"
"Magic Missiles.wav"
"metal thud"
"no.aiff"
"Open sliding door"
"Pencil, Writing, Close, A.wav"
"Polyphased_Angelic_Particles_pt2.wav"
"scream_group_long.aif"
"SE_refresh.aif"
"sipping2.wav"
"Slap 3"
"Water Draining"
"Waterfall, Large, A.wav"
"wilhelm_scream.wav"
I do not plan to take this further, to set to the images I hold in my head, so as to post it up on Youtube. However, if someone else is so emboldened as to take the initiative and create the video, I will host it if they would prefer to not.
The previous audio link is—as of this message being posted—defunct.
My internet finally came back!
Are we still doing this? Or is it over now?
Fie! Now I have to make sure I remember to eventually write and publish something that's actually good, or this is what people will remember me for being part of…
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… do I really want to listen to this?
I think I will let it cool a bit before attempting it…
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You are too good for this broken world.
(I'll see if I can get someone to volunteer for a YouTube conversion; it's a bit outside my skillset. Either way, I'll signal boost this in my next blog!)