Fic-A-Minute: The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog · 12:00pm Sep 8th, 2017
You may have noticed that these blogs are becoming more spaced out and that I have an excuse each time for the lateness. Well, the main reason is that I'm losing steam on this project of mine. Most of the well known stories I've already done and the rest I haven't read. Plus, I feel like I'm repeating my jokes more often than not.
So, this means that I'll probably be putting this series to bed. This doesn't mean that Fic-A-Minute is dead and gone entirely. If I ever get an idea for a story, I'll definitely post it. Just don't expect the weekly blog posts from before. It'll just be a spur of the moment type of thing.
With that said, let's leave off on an echo of a ballad. Find it below!
Author
Hmm, I want to write a self-insert, but I don't want my character to be labeled a Mary Sue.
I know! I'll make myself a diamond dog. They suck! No one will accuse me then.
(He does. He still becomes a Mary Sue.)
THE END
Readers
Brilliant! We'll steal this idea for feature bait!
(They do.)
FiMFiction Mods
This is why we can't have nice things...
I recall being very disappointed in that story.
I recall looking curiously at this story and later when I was better read, dismissing it.
Isn't "(the devil-spawned) end users" pretty much always the reason we can't have nice things?
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Among other things.