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Russel Howard Strikes Again! · 1:24am Oct 14th, 2017
I want all of my followers who hail from Alabama, if any, to know that I am deeply sympathetic for those of you who go every night without sexual stimulation. When you vote me into power as King of the World, I promise that every home in Alabama will receive one dildo and a butt plug. You'll have a choice of color - white, black, or rainbow. And you'll have various sizes to choose from - small, medium, large, horse cock, and Donald Trump's ego, the biggest size of dick possible.
Vote now and get a free Parker Pen I totally didn't steal from the bank today!
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SKD for world president! And I'm not even from Alabama!
Rave on, you heathen!
Sooooooo, how's those Uranium 1 details and Hillary conspiring with foreign powers to rig an election going for ya?
All the bitching and whining about Trump, all the media bias and utter corruption and hypocrisy while the facts went ignored. NOW is the time for my vengeance!
Oh how I love irony.
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I don't know. I don't understand a lot about politics. I just like it when the funny man makes a joke. I point and laugh at the funny man's joke because I'm a British peasant seeking attention from the internet world.
4708434 I have been paying very close attention, and I suspected all that's being revealed for a long time due to copious circumstantial evidence. But, as I like to wait for hard evidence to show up, I mainly kept silent, merely suggesting coyly various avenues of investigation to a large number of my contacts here and there.
I don't particularly like to play the political game so much as I enjoy making the corrupt suffer for their wrongdoings. That's my type of schadenfreude.
Though, I may have to run for mayor in my hometown if we don't win this time. The one we currently have is destroying my town, crime is skyrocketing, the center looks like a Detroit suburb... and somehow he keeps getting elected.
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If it isn't rude or intrusive, where DO you live, Alondro? Also, is there any way for me to cheat in a vote for you to be mayor?
4709435 In New Jersey, the dwelling place of the Jersey Devil (also known as the draconequus of corruption)
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Wasn't there a PS1 video game based on the Jersey Devil?
4711033 I don't know. I play very few games.
At any rate, there's evidence that the JD is a draconequus... here's an image from the periodical Weird New Jersey from 2004... 6 years before the start of FiM.
images.dailykos.com/images/87001/large/JerseyDevilIllustrationFinal.jpg?1401677333
And another!
auricmedia.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Jersey_devil.jpg
Looks more than a little 'Discordian', eh? Only, rather than chaotic, it appears more 'corrupted'. It's Discord's BROTHER!!!