VIDEO GAMES · 5:57pm Oct 25th, 2017
"Hey B-PICKLELESS-n you should play Doki Doki Literature Club!"
"Oh cool, what's that game?"
"A fluffy, lighthearted visual novel about joining a literature club in a japanese high school."
"WOW~! What's the catch?"
"Only play it together with me, also, I load up the game, and you don't get to look at it until the main menu screen pops up."
"...I'm not an idiot dude."
"Oh come ooooooon."
Yeah sure whatever- FLUFFY ROMANCE GOOOOOOOOOO-
"..."
"I'm not an idiot okay? I'm not stupid."
"You think you're a clever little A-hole don't you? HAHA LOOK AT ME JUST SAY IT WITH ONE OF THE CHARACTERS RIGHT HERE I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DIP- I write too okay? I know what this is. THIS IS SOME EVERSION HIGURASHI SURPRISE CREEPY BULLSHIT I'M NOT STUPID!! I'M NOT A DUMB LITTLE PIGLET IDIOT BOY YOU CAN'T JUST SAY IT RIGHT THERE. SHE'S GONNA GO KNIFE CRAZY I KNOW IT, THIS ONE IS OUT TO GET ME, THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME. ALSO ONE OF THOSE GIRLS IS LIKE STARING DIRECTLY AT ME AND HER NAME IS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU!!! I HAVE MY EYE ON ALL OF YOU!!! I'm totally romacing the baker, pink is my favorite color and I just like food. It doesn't matter who I romance does it? This is just going to end bad THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS NOT GOING TO END BAD YOU CAN'T JUST SAY IT SO CLEARLY RIGHT THERE AND EXPECT ME TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
"It's great playing games with you dude, never a dull moment."
"-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Ouch just ouch. I read a spoiler free review of this game and just that made me go why. Now back to South Park, because they will show me a good time.
As a horror fan, I enjoyed the game. But TBH I’d have enjoyed just chatting with the girls and writing poems more.
Or serious consensual knife/blood play with Yuri, that would have been fun too.
4707764
I KNEW IT we all knew it saw coming a mile away- yeah. Yup.
So without telling how, is there at least one objectively good ending? Because I don't want to try and get the good ending if it doesn't exist.
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AFIK no. I’ve only played it once, but I’ve read some stuff on it and I don’t see a good way out. I think saving, reloading and getting all the girls subplots in the first third will net you a slightly better ending, but not by much.
Which is fine by me. Horror with a happy ending is like putting frosting on a raw oyster. The two great tastes do not taste great together.
4707776
I see~
Heh I downloaded this game and was gonna try it soon enough