Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap · 8:30pm Oct 27th, 2017
So, my dear children, let me regale you with a tale of how LewdChapter fucked the dog.
I play Overwatch, and I wanted to buy a few loot boxes to get the last few skins I need for the Halloween event. I wanted to get 24 boxes, but I only had $19.25, and I needed a few bucks extra for tax and stuff. My bomb-ass, gangsta-ass, OG mother came through for me and said I could take the rest off of her debit cards. I order my boxes and, through a fuck up that I'm still struggling to explain, I end up ordering double that. So, long story short, I owe my mom $20. Being the unemployed fuck I am, I don't have the funds to pay her back. So...
I'm doing commissions! We're calling em Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. The rate? $4 for a 4k one-shot. Prices are fairly negotiable (if I end up tipping over to 4.1k words, I won't be a dick and charge you extra). There's more or less no fetish I won't touch. Want foalcon? Done. Want NonCon? My pleasure. Want plain vanilla sex between two consenting adults? I find that damn-near amoral, but I'll do it!
PM me for details!
Don't wanna judge you, but wouldn't it be more beneficial to get a regular-paying job and do this on the side to stop this shit from happening in the future? Or, on the other hand, you could always offer to do her twenty bucks worth of favors.
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I don't like delving into my personal life very much (because you guys follow me to read my horsewords, not to hear about my trials and tribulations), but a regular-paying job, right now, is impossible for a few reasons. The main one being limited transportation. Another is that the bomb-ass, gangsta-ass, OG mother that I referred to earlier is disabled, and she sort of depends on me to get through the day. Right now, I'm not comfortable leaving her alone all day.
And, frankly, it's not really about the money. It's the principle behind it.
Soooo... did you get the Halloween skins? I buy around 100 boxes and did not get the Dracula skin :D
But after 100 loot boxes, I had enough in-game credit to just buy it. ^^
Also, my profession is to care for disabled people and a son caring for his disabled mom, is a good thing that warms my heart :)
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I did get all of the skins. Well, all except for Torb, but I don't particularly give a shit about Torb. I even got some skins that I missed last year, name Symm, Junkers, and Reaper. Was a good haul, all things considered.