Updates · 9:08pm Oct 28th, 2017
Chapter will be up Monday.
As it is, in a number of hours I will be taking a trip to America for a week, to attend the wedding of a friend of nearly ten years. I'll be Seeing New York, New Orleans and a bit of Virginia for my troubles, nothing like a trip from Yankee to Dixie and back to lighten the spirits. However, because getting google docs on a phone is retarded, and fimfic is finicky at the best of times, when the Chapter is uploaded, it will be JBL who'll be accessing my account. So if you see any weird comments or journals that very much doesn't sound like anything I'd say or do, its probably him.
I am dreading looking through my favourites in my library when I get back.
I'll be keeping more regular journals from now on, about a variety of shit just so I won't go so long by being silent and unreachable so often, and share things like my opinion on the latest Thor movie (Oh I have so much to say about that shit) or figure out how the fuck to Patreon and actually get it online as people have been asking me to. As well as how to keep Usurper from humiliating me about my current wizardly impotence writing inadequacy slacker tendencies bullshit.
Bullshit.
I'll believe it when I see it, also don't worry, I'm sure JBL will do nothing but good for your favorites list.
Wew. I bet there will be some really strange stuff in your favorites.
Oh shit letting JBL take the wheel......Im sure everything will be fiiiiiiiine
At this point, this is one of the few things keeping my interest in the show. I haven't watched it since Tirek's defeat
i can not squee loudly enough!!!!!!!!!##''!!!!!!--'
My condolences.
I expect that chapter to be AT LEAST 20 thousand words on Monday. At least.
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I can garauntee it won't be as short as the last one was.
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Try to breath there lad.
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I am sorry, I am getting it done.
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Hopefully not, JBL could end up doing me a solid and favouring a lot of cool shit instead.
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I do not deny nor blame you for your scepticism.
Hangon a sec i just realized we are long overdue for a JBL editor prank
who knows just how many lewd missspelling or untoward phrasing glitches will appear?
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JBL put a prank in the last chapter that nobody apparently picked up on. I had a good freak out about it in the comments.
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i suppose that means he will be upping the ante until it does get noticed...
thats how pranking works, right?
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oh, i know you'll get it done, no need to hurry. I'm just explaining that i've lost interest in the seasons beyond season 4, so only thing keeping me interested at all in fimfiction is your story, as well as few others.... but who knows, i might rewatch the show and continue where i left off..... just to keep off the boredom between long time between new chapters in stories i still follow
I just moved out of New Orleans after spending the last four years there. Some tips:
Check out the uptown area. It's a lot more pleasant than the quarter. Magazine street and Freret street have a number of shops and restaurants, and is overall a safer area.
Check out the WWII museum. Do the 4-D experience, skip out the USS Tang experience unless you are especially fond of submarines. If you go to the museum, check out the deli Cochon Butcher two blocks away.
You can take a streetcar up St. Charles up to Audubon Park. Check out the architecture along St. Charles.
If the weather turns for the worse, you can check out the Aquarium of the Americas. It's at the end of Canal street, right by the river.
You better start to plan out some nice places to eat. New Orleans has a plethora of options. I'd recommend going through the TImes-Picayune dining guide You can also find bars on their website. Personally I like Jacque-Imo's cafe, but the Brennan's restaurants are good too (Commander's Palace, Palace Cafe, etc).
If you do end up doing the quarter, during the day check out the art shops on Royal street. Go to Cafe du Monde and get a beignet, it's open 24 hrs, NO EXCUSES. Get a hurricane at Pat O'Briens, that is, if you can prove you're 21. Otherwise have a friend get you one in a go cup. See a jazz show at Preservation Hall. For nightlife, check out Frenchman Street. Better sounding and smelling than Bourbon street. Go upstairs at the Dat Dog there. You won't regret it. Nerd.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Enjoy your holiday (or should I say "vacation"), more coherent comments in the morning... hopefully.
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Will check that shit out, thanks for the tips, man. My friend is from NO in any regard so I'll be adding that to the inevitable list to check out before I head back to NY for the rest of the week.
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Thanks, I'll try to keep chill.
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Sorry to hear that, but I understand your disenchantment with the show. I do think Jude is right however and that from both technical and storytelling standpoints, this has been the best season since Season one, but the honeymoon period is over (and a few of the episodes are not so stellar). Engagment takes work, and the characters are still great, but the nature of the show precludes too much change which is neccessary for a story to grow.
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It is if you're Rainbow Dash or an idiot, but I repeat myself
Try not to die while in America, Handy.
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I promise nothing.
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I'll be only in it for a night so almost certainly not unless God finds it funny.
That sounds like a fun trip. There's a ton to see in New Orleans and New York, and there's also quite a bit in Virginia, especially if you are near Washington DC and can get to the various museums there or the Dulles Air and Space museum not too far outside the city (all of which are free so you can bounce around as you see fit).
This is the fakest news that has ever been faked
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That was about the black man stealing pearls, right?
I honestly just figured you were being a bit, you know... Irish...
It made for a good chuckle though.
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Don't worry, he's white!
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YAY! Maybe get to see? Well, if you're stopping in Georgia for a bit.
Oh, that's awesome! Congratulations to them, weddings are happy days! Your friend the Groom or the Bride?
Oh damn, that's a three day trip. I don't know if I could do that, that's some crazy distance. It takes two hours just between where I live and Atlanta, and I live mid-state. You'll be going through several. Be safe, Handy, crazy shit happens.
You know you probably don't have a lot to worry about with JBL. I think it might be more Shocks, that you would, and even then, Shocks is mostly a chill person, aside from being generally mischievous. I doubt you have anything to worry about there.
Here's a song :
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You're right! Handy doesn't even need a passport, its not like anyone would ask.
I hope you enjoy your trip.
Noice, looking forward to a new chapter.
That new Thor movie any good?
Good luck on your trip!
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Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
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Huzzah
*looks at clock*
There’s still time...
You know what would be hilarious?
If he 'forgot' to actually give JBL the info.
It's not the fact that we didn't get an update that makes it hurt so much. It's the lies.
#ActualFakeNews
In America. Zero Internet. Sunday was utter chaos. Flight cancellation because flight crew was late luggage lost by united airlines, stuck in New Jersey by sudden rainstorm that just fucking appeared over the Eastern seaboard as soon as I landed. So fucking angry. JBL given password, Usurper justified in fucking with me.
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I know I said, "Don't die," but this is just about as bad.
You see, this is how these stories always start! A parade of constant inauspicious events and bam sudden portal straight outta no where and now we've lost you forever to the magical land of horses.
You left on a bad Monday.
You plan to stay for a week?
You'll be leaving on a Monday.
This is almost like Stranger Than Fiction, but real and with a slightly more incorrigible protagonist.
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It has been several days and I've yet to see this comment get disliked.
I'm not saying he's the dislike troll...
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Spooky.
I, however, am no such troglodyte, no matter how propitious it may seem right now. Mayhaps we take the Occam's Razor approach? Wherein, it is simply by chance that my comment has yet to be downvoted? As mentioned this blog is most venerable and it would not bemuse me to think that one does not have time for such trifling matters.
Or, you could scroll down. That works too.
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Since I'm looking at this blog post anyways, might as well ask.
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JBL, wasn't there supposed to be a chapter of Bad Mondays up or am I crazy? You wouldn't have had anything to do with that, would you?
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Yeaaaaahhhhh, I'm supposed to upload it, but I'm working on the previous chapter, which I didn't get to complete since Handyman finished and uploaded the chapter while I was asleep. I'll finish off that one and the upcoming one over the weekend (hopefully) and upload it this Monday instead.
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Thanks for the quick reply; godspeed to you good sir!