Dec
10th
2017
Week three of sickness · 11:57pm Dec 10th, 2017
Yes I really have been sick this past three weeks. Started off as a bad cough, grew into an infection, and now I think I might have additionally picked up a vomiting bug that's been going around the town on top of it all.
All this and I might or might not be getting a job this week, but if I do, it starts in January and God willing, I'll be over it by then. Still taking time writing this chapter out, and I know I've been fucking terrible about that this year. I appreciate all you guys for still sticking with me, I promise I'll also have a gift prepared for Christmas, as well as a chapter of Bad Mondays, which I hope will raise some spirits, God knows its been a rough year for a lot of us. Thanks again for your patience.
Oh no, hope you get better soon buddy!
Take your time my friend! Your life comes first. Thanks for the heads up though! i.imgflip.com/x2cxg.jpg
Man, that sickness sounds rough. You don't have to write while sick and all, you should get your job and other necessities straightened out first. Take your time mate.
I look forward to that Christmas gift though. More incentive to stay off the naughty list.
Also, your profile comments all seem to have at least 1 dislike on them. Either it's a bot, or a really dedicated person. You should probably ask to see if anything can be done about that.
We should be thanking you for keeping at it dispute everything
take two saltines and call us in the next year
Well, congratulations on the job at least, and if you've been sick for three weeks you should probably go see a doctor about it.
Aww man, that sickness sounds rough. A cough, and vomiting bug, huh? Is your throat sore? If it's not, eat a bunch of whole grain bread. It helps to put something in your stomach that'll help to cycle your fluids. If your throat is sore and it hurts to swallow, though, try fasting. Either way you'll need to drink plenty of water.
And good luck, I hope you get the job. Fingers crossed here.
No problem dude, i hope that you get better soon, it would suck to miss your first day at work to sickness.
Take time to rest, don’t over exert yourself.
Dude, I know you're embarrassed, but you could have at least kept quiet and not bother to post a fake blog post.
The truth is, Handyman got his kneecaps busted for sending one too many Candy Crush game invites.
Somewhere in his room, from a device that served as his sole connection to a lost world, a melancholy tune of better days whispered in his ears as the long, cold night held him tighter in its embrace.
4745828 who the fuck still plays candy crush?
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Handyman does I just said that it's rite there
Get well soon.
Or find out you're patient zero and turn into a pony.
You do you.
Wait shit, you too?
hope you get better soon buddy
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I wish he had my immunity to such things (the immunity to disease, not candy crush)
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I could argue that they can be considered one and the same.
Get Well soon Handyman, and good luck for your new job !
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But candy crush is a form of cancer though, it's different
Hope you're recovering well my g