Oscar Predictions · 6:58pm Jan 23rd, 2018
The nominees have been announced, so it's my turn to make my predictions on who's gonna win that golden butt plug. Please note that I havr not seen every movie I'm going to mention. I chose some of them, because of what I heard. Also, I may not think that my choices were necessarily the best. Some, I chose because I really want them to win. So, here goes nothin'.
Best Lead Actor
Gary Oldman
Darkest Hour
Supporting Actor
Willem Dafoe
The Florida Project
Lead Actress
Sally Hawkins
The Shape of Water
Best Animated Feature
I really wanted COCO to win (my favorite Pixar film so far) , but I think it's pretty clear that Loving Vincent will take this. Also, why the fuck was The Boss Baby nominated?
Costume Design
Either Beauty and the Beast or The Shape of Water
Directing
Christopher Nolan for Dunkirk or Guillero del Toro for The Shape of Water
Best Editing
BABY DRIVER.
Score
Dunkirk
Hans Zimmer
Original Song
I really want Remember Me from COCO to win, even though my favorite from the movie is Proud Corazón. I'm also really disappointed that Evermore from BatB didn't get a nomination.
Best Picture
Either Darkest Hour or The Shape of Water
Sound Editing and Mixing
BABY DRIVER!
SERIOUSLY! BUY AND WATCH THAT MOVIE! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SPACEY IS IN THIS OR NOT.
Visual Effects
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Writing
The Disaster Artist or Logan
Well then, those are my picks. Let's see how many of em I got right.
Are you saying that Logan might not even be in the running for Best Picture?
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I'm saying that I didn't see it on the list.
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Me neither. At least it’s up their for Best Screenplay.